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Brad bout to restore the feeling man. This is how you wield nepotism
This past Valentine’s Day, 71-year-old Brad Reese, proud grandson of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups inventor H. B. Reese, posted a scathing open letter to the manager of corporate brand and editorial at Hershey, accusing the company of unforgivably altering many Reese’s products by replacing real chocolate with compound chocolate — basically using vegetable oils instead of cocoa butter to lower costs and replacing real peanut butter with “peanut-butter-style crèmes.”
“And Reese wasn’t alone in feeling like everything was getting worse,” writes Rachel Handler. “Everyone in my life I spoke to agreed that something was amiss, that Reese’s — and commercial chocolate in general — didn’t taste the way it used to.”
Handler would spend the next several months tumbling down a chocolate vortex, encountering dozens of eccentric characters, all disagreeing about the fundamental question of what chocolate even is and who it should be for.
“I learned that — not to sound like a LinkedIn guy — what’s going on with chocolate is a parable for the modern world. That at this particularly bleak end stage of capitalism, everything we once treasured has or will lose its essential essence and MrBeast will always be involved somehow.”
For our cover story, Handler takes a deep dive into the molten belly of the chocolate world. Read it in full: nymag.visitlink.me/vKKky_
I need Tatum to give him 40 & i hate the Celtics but cmon bro do something!! @jaytatum0
Jaylen Brown on winning Finals MVP:
"I think one of my highest moments in just winning a championship. I didn't play to win no award, when they gave me the MVP, they gave me 2 MVPs by the way, just for those, you know what I mean. But when I won, I was never expecting that. I didn't care nothing about that... It mattered way more to some people than it ever mattered to me. So when I won, you could see in my face that I was shocked. Cause it didn't change no reaction if anybody else would have won. But that don't always be the case when the shoe was on the other foot."
(H/T @xtra0szn)
lmao this shouldn’t be funny but 25 kids descending on you to beat your ass and take your shoes is some cartoon shit
CITIZEN ROBBED OF BALENCIAGA SHOES IN CHINATOWN LAST NIGHT BY APPROX 25 JUVENILES: 800 Bl. of 7th St. N.W. @DCPoliceDept is investigating a robbery with a citizen having their shoes, Iphone and other possessions taken by approx 25 juveniles. No weapon was produced. The call came out around 8:40 p.m. 10/13/2026. @DCNewsNow @EmmaUber7 @Wid_Lyman
I get what you’re saying but you called that man a top 5 worst ceo over and then named like 4 generational talents he discovered, nurtured and developed 😂😂😂
lol THIS is what winning in New York does for you. Holy fuck
Dakota Johnson Can’t Believe OG Anunoby Is A Real Person After Anne Hathaway’s Wild Guessing Game
Anne Hathaway: “If we fail to get through all the cards before time runs out, then you must both eat a death wing.”
Dakota Johnson: “The one thing, the pregnancy, she can’t remember anyone’s names.”
Anne Hathaway: “OG Anunoby.”
Josh Hartnett: “Fuck.”
Anne Hathaway: “Who is that? Who is that? Sorry, I don’t know.”
Dakota Johnson: “That’s not real.”
Josh Hartnett: “Yeah, you guys did this on purpose.”
Anne Hathaway: “OG! OG!”
Dakota Johnson: “That’s a real person?”
Anne Hathaway: “Yes, oh my.”
Josh Hartnett: “Game four.”
Dakota Johnson: “Of the NBA championship.”













