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I tweet my random thoughts like someone asked & you like that shit

Houston, TX
Joined November 2014
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
No Child Left Behind was such a fucking detriment to our society. I'm so sick of arguing with grown ass adults simply because they don't understand what they're reading 🫩
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
Y’all always saying it ain’t nun to do in Houston and there’s so much that doesn’t pat you down for weapons I implore you to google “fun things to do in Houston” cause that city is DOPE
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
hate when a nigga try and tell me a hoe ain’t going because he alr tried, nigga look at yo face then look at mine
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
But some of us would never shut up
If dick size was as outwardly obvious as tit size, a lot of y'all would keep your fucking mouth shut.
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
Ppl with 700 credit scores come in and buy 60+ thousand dollar cars they notes be 1k+ and they be getting the best interest rates so keep that in mind when you shopping for cars .
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
this will sound mean but PLEASE get over things faster. You don’t want to waste your good years being angry, bitter, and sad.
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
They're going to study this ad for centuries
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
In retrospect, “Pick another protein? I’d rather pick another senator” is probably the most impactful ad of the cycle.
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
Men don’t tolerate bullshit like that
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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If you get kidnapped do they pause your bills or something?? Or do victims just come home & be a month behind on rent
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
Your chances of being able bodied your entire life are slim to none. It is always in your best interest to advocate for a more accessible world fr
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC: “This bill is insane. Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels. This ban is a gift to the cartels. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst. Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace. We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier. I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump. To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”
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I thought I’d be getting to vegas with 2 hours to kill but I got 5 lmao
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It’s crazy dealing with this in customer service too. I came to eat/shop here please say hello to me lmao
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
Controversial take: It's a great position to not care about the results of any election because you know you'll win regardless. No stress, no outrage, just locked in. Bet on yourself always...external things can change like the wind.
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
Sometimes the first person in a family to earn significantly more is not building wealth at all. They are financing everyone else's transition from survival to stability. It is a responsibility that deserves more nuanced conversations.
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
as someone that's fought against chronic depression their whole life, unless you actually making an attempt to end it all I promise you no one gives af... most of the time you just soundin like a huge loser to the avg person
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The Artist Formerly Known As Ken retweeted
People really don't realize that "you reap what you sow" is real and nothing goes unseen. The way you treat people, the things you do in private, the intentions behind it all etc.
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