Update : Dem amekuja, amelock simu nisimtolee fake pg kit alinitumia. Dem amepack kila kitu tulibuy akiwa kwa regime๐คฃ eti yeye alibuy nini nini. Just let her do whatever she wanted bora aniondokee. Ameita majirani eti nampiga juu alitaka kumwagia maji electronics.
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Unfair that CEOs who arenโt into Asian girls get fewer dating options from spy agencies.
Where are the French/Russian/Iranian honeypots? Not one spy girl sent my way. Are they even trying?
France is excused โ their decision-makers arenโt into girls. Everyone else: try harder!
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He brings it in smoother than butter!
Oh, what do you do for a living?
โIโm a concreter pilot.โ
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Replying to @nayibbukele
He actually did it ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ป ๐ธ๐ป
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Mandera pale al-Shabaab wameuwa 5 engineers who were building a road ๐ฌ๐ฌ Build that wall and bring back vetting in border towns.
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Just imagine in the next government having Kanyari,Oscar Sudii,Bahati,Karen Nyamu,Raila Odinga Juniorand etc?
It will be the worst parliament ever in Kenyan history
Intentional retardo!
Replying to @dekim_Kalvino
Everyone's praising the genius and ignoring the girlfriend, who now has a man in her flat using her shower and eating her food. That arrangement lasts three weeks before she becomes the new landlord. Profile's there if you want the version where he pays
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Hii video ya Kabogo akitoroka akiwa Governor will forever be funny. Jamaa alipita hadi bodyguards na ako na gumboots๐
The allegations about you guys are true. Retardo!
Replying to @look2Christ
So you're mad at the cop for stopping the criminal, rather than the being mad at the Criminal. Typical Libtard.
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Mimi ukiniitisha pesa, even as low as 100 bob, you tell me you'll pay me in x days and you don't, hiyo ni mara ya mwisho you'll hear from me.
Heri uniambie nikuokolee and that's it but utanilipa na usilipe?
A michelin tyre bruh!
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