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Redneck, hillbilly and Papaw. Married. Avid Cubs and Bears fan. Dachshund dad. Constitutional Conservative. It’s all good man. NO DMs!

Bumfuk, Illinois
Joined September 2017
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🇺🇸Uncle Harp🇺🇸 retweeted
I'd trust Pee Wee Herman sitting behind me in a movie theater with Alec Baldwin handling the stage props While my wife was on a date with OJ Simpson drinking at Bill Cosby’s bar using Flint Michigan ice cubes All while Casey Anthony babysits my kids Before I'd trust the result of the bullshit election we just witnessed!
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🇺🇸Uncle Harp🇺🇸 retweeted
Wow. Senator John Kennedy. How is this not everywhere. Seriously. This is insane. Listen to what he’s actually saying.
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Most people have zero self awareness. Completely oblivious to their surroundings. A fucking cobra could bite most people because they don’t pay attention to anything.
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We the people need to force congress and the senate to stay in session and not get half the fucking year off! It’s bullshit that these coddled fucktards only work part time. Lazy, self absorbed bastards.
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Calling @RepJeffries “Dollar store Obama” is an insult. It’s an insult to the dollar stores that actually serve a purpose. He’s a clown and nothing but a sock puppet.
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Congratulations Illinois on re-electing Pritzker. Dumbshits.
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HANG ON TO THE FUCKING BALL LOVELAND YOU BUTTER FINGERED FUCK! 😡 #CHIvsSEA
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Santos needs more air on those kickoffs. No more liners! #CHIvsSEA
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Swift is lined up to deep IMO. #CHIvsSEA
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Damn Swift sucks at setting up a block. #CHIvsSEA
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Damn Caleb missed Luther again! #CHIvsSEA
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For the record, @TuckerCarlson is a clown. I wonder who got to him?
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If Caleb hits Burden in stride he’s gone. Just have to hit those against this defense. #CHIvsSEA
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Easy to tell the backup d line is playing this drive. #CHIvsSEA
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Good god Joe Buck is a fucking dolt.
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Why do people listen to that dipshit blowhole Hasan Piker? He’s such an arrogant, ignorant, Jew hating prick of a terrorist sympathizer.
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🇺🇸Uncle Harp🇺🇸 retweeted
This guy said the quiet part out loud and you can feel his anger and disgust… I couldn’t agree more..
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🇺🇸Uncle Harp🇺🇸 retweeted
If President Trump can run the entire country THEN hold several rallies a day all to save the USA at 80 years old!! YOU can get off of your lazy ass and get out and VOTE so it's not all wasted!!
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