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the news that john mulaney was going to be a dad scared me off twitter, but bo burnham releasing the inside outtakes brought me back 🙏❤️

hello, i’ve risen from the dead just to say that the joe biden song from the inside outtakes should’ve been in the special

honestly “we’re having a baby” are four words i never expected to come out of john’s mouth yet here we are

holding onto hope that zach stone season 2 is gonna happen one of these days

WTF IS EVEN HAPPENING ON MULANEY TWITTER TODAY

what she says: i’m fine what she means: i can’t fit my hand inside a pringle can. i have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside of a pringle can. i can get my hand like four inches into the can, but then i have to tilt the can into my mouth. but by that point a bunch-

AND IF ANYONE ASKS YOU TELL EM IT WAS GOLDEN JOE AND THE SUGGINS GANG

i just know john mulaney would be disappointed in me for paying money to study english - a language i already speak

woke up this morning thinking that bo burnham kissing his screen like three times after winning an award was all just a dream i had. but nope it actually happened. he did it. alrighty then

yeah so this lives in my mind rent free

“i did not-a-like the intervention” john…😭😭

you want my money, GO GET IT

SO I LEAVE TWITTER FOR A WEEK AND APPARENTLY JOHN MULANEY IS WEARING A SUIT AGAIN ??

she’s so crazzzzzzzzy! love her!!!

all of the twilight movies being on netflix is somehow the best and worst thing that has ever happened to me

my sister is already joking about naming her baby robert and calling it bo if it’s a boy… 💀😭

MY SISTER IS GONNA HAVE A BABY ??? I’M GONNA BE AN AUNT ???

and the john mulaney quote of the week is ….