@902legend

joking

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Joined October 2013
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pj@pjayevans4 Nov 2023
Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people
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gaut
@0xgaut2 Sep 2023
Worried about inflation? Try this trick: Costco membership: $60 Costco hotdog: $1.50 Costco pizza: $1.99 Drink: $0.59 ————————- Dinner cost: $4.08 Dinner for the entire year: $1,482.2 + $60 this is how I’m fighting inflation
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Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav16 Jul 2023
WORSE than the GREAT DEPRESSION. Interesting video on what people were making in 1933 during the worst part of the Great Depression. And showing inflation adjusted what that equals today. The money we make has less value than ever 🔥🔥🔥 🔊
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sensory homunculette@myfriendcallie1 Feb 2023
Old people really went off with the whole groaning when you stand up or sit down thing
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Joe Pease@joepease25 Jan 2023
There's an Empty Space
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Girls with boyfriends with gun tattoos on their face and multiple charges always be the first to dm you “look good 😍😍😍” when you post a pic of yourself
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Not Jerome Powell
@alifarhat7912 Nov 2022
Someone paid $8 for Twitter blue and wiped out $15 billion in market cap from a big pharmaceutical company
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I’m being cast away from society for violating breakfast norms. Farewell
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Nick Adams
@NickAdamsinUSA23 Oct 2022
Turn off the Fortnite and open the Bible.
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Gotta lot of things to say
If i went to a party and there was a butter board I would leave
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We need a Disney princess who openly openly carries a gun
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There’s no way recycling is legit
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Some of you need help not twitter
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They need a list of local restaurants that use plastic straws👍🏼
2023 resolution is to fight more people
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Talking to crystals aren’t going to fix your problems
He’s a 10 but he ate rice and whatever condiments he could find in his fridge for the last 3 days because he is too lazy to get groceries (He’s me)
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