Professional comic who just is a normal dude who loves taking sunset pics and pooping with my iPad.

Hermosa Beach, CA
Joined February 2014
The Peloton bike is this generations NordicTrack.
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I wish @RebeccaTaylorAz was in Phoenix with me to report on this experience. She would never let this slide. 😃
Replying to @8thstMeat
I’m not sure how @SonderStays are even allowed to list on @Airbnb when photos clearly aren’t of the location. They need to be banned from listing for this clearly false advertising @AirbnbHelp
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My @Airbnb experience via @SonderStays is a classic bait and switch. A horrible customer experience The Airbnb pics are not even close to the place I am staying at. The response for Sonder is “These photo represent a group of similar but not identical spaces” Do they tho??
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The full response from @SonderStays is not how the internet works when renting a place in 2023. This verbiage may work for dating sites but not for @Airbnb
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I’m not sure how @SonderStays are even allowed to list on @Airbnb when photos clearly aren’t of the location. They need to be banned from listing for this clearly false advertising @AirbnbHelp
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No matter which room my son is in, he will always come out when he hears the @dpshow theme song!! He loves it. #dpshow
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I think we can all agree on this...@NFL
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Is this true @amazonmusic ?? You have a Caraoke mode??
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You ever think that @pandoramusic or @Spotify are totally missing out by not having a Caraoke mode that shows the lyrics of songs when driving? 🤔
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Please tell me someone has compared this video to Fritzy of the Dan Patrick Show 😂 @brooklynfritzy @dpshow @PaulPabst @andrewperloff youtu.be/3LSByqoSpsI
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The best part of the this election is knowing we do not have to listen to “My Pillow Guy” ever again.
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The real MVP of this election is @JohnKingCNN. He breaks it down so easy to understand. Kudos.
The Trump campaign sounds like I sound like when I am about to lose in monopoly.