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“Retired” lacrosse coach / program director. Trademarked #SayLess. Tweets have no affiliation with anyone.

Your Head Rent Free
Joined April 2019
my gf: "I thought college football was over???" me: "babe, take a seat so I can tell you about the Lockheed Martin Rotisserie Chicken bowl"
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I haven’t seen this bastard nearly enough this December
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Formal apology to anyone that took me anytime girlfriend for 2023. Cash out now if it’s still available
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Didn’t have RG3 & Brady Quinn having twitter beef on my 2023 bingo card.
Brady Quinn’s attempt to tear down CJ Strouds’ character was BOGUS. CJ DID NOT no-show at the Manning Passing Academy without warning because he DID NOT COMMIT TO GOING. I know because I did the research. @Brady_Quinn said he simply repeated something he was told, but it is STILL YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to vet character damaging information yourself before echoing it to millions of people. Too often lies are reported and used to hurt players. THAT AIN’T RIGHT.
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This jersey that we wear today, it doesn’t say ‘Red Sox.’ It says ‘Boston'. This is our f---ing city. And nobody’s going to dictate our freedom. Stay strong. - David Ortiz
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South Carolina probably like +800 so at those odds throw a few units on em.
We're down to four teams in SELC-I. Who are you betting walks away with the AQ next weekend? #mcla23
27%Florida
30%Georgia
25%Georgia Tech
17%South Carolina
369 votes • Final results
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Shaun scores another 9-7 jackets with 6:30 to go
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Shaun Blackburn goal to make it 4-3 Tech with 12 to go in the first half
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I’d rather score 27 on another team and let everyone play through the offense and get their attempts then cap my team at a set goal limit and then do nothing offensively. And those deep 20 somethin shutouts are much more impressive then a 17-1.
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These are lacrosse schools.
An all MCLA final four. What a sight
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Cmon has to be Miami vs FAU 🏀
What is the Division II Game of the Week for the period ending April 2? #mcla23
16%St. John's @ Duluth
23%Miami @ FAU
40%MoState v. St. Thomas
22%Utah State @ UCSD
195 votes • Final results
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I don’t see anyone from @FSULacrosse
The best player to never play for @FSUFootball
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D-I @NewBalanceLax Poll: Liberty the Unanimous Choice | mcla.us/news/2023/03/d-i-pol… #mcla23
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i’m just waiting for the first luke haley goal clip. can y’all at me too when it happens. ❤️
Q1 | 12:16 | Utah 1, Bellarmine 0 POLE GOAL! Colby Plotts gets the Utes on the board first with a transition goal. #GoUtes
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the best goalie highlights are the ugliest execution on making a save. I guarantee he knows this as his normal technique makes the first save easy and this never happens. None the less… so fucking awesome
It’s even better in slo-mo, fam. Just sit back and watch it a few times. @TerpsMLax wins a classic.
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that being said young goalies don’t do this. you’ll look like a fish
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did y’all like take notes from your basketball program ?
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