@802beertender

I’d rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Beer tastes better when someone else pours it.

 Vermont
Joined August 2013
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I didn’t understand this joke last week. I get it now
Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱
@celestialbe1ng22h
My husband and our au pair are in Paris right now and he is not picking up my calls. Very concerned the rioters may have gotten them
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Vermont has Leaf Pepper Season, France has Riot Season. Quebec has “Spunky Little Singing Boy Season”
☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎
@LuckyMcGee2h
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Radio Shack would’ve made an absolute killing if they were still around today. This is the age of tinkerers, hobbyists and DIYers. A little Micro Center meets makerspace where you can test fit a cyberdeck display or snag an RTL-SDR and the right coax adapter on a Sunday night.
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What is it with Vermont and weird cults?
LIZZY💥
@LizzyStarrrdust7h
What do y'all know about the zizian cult?
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If you repossess a totaled car, you own a totaled car
Vermonster 🇺🇸
@pnshdvermonster3h
Fellas, have you ever wanted to liberate France from the foreign hordes?
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If I were a Tribalist, Bartenders would be my Tribe
Bells :)@bangelopickle8h
Replying to @802beertender
Omg a fellow barrrrtenderrrrrr 🫶🫶
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xs10chill
@xs10chillpoet12h
Replying to @elonmusk @cybrtrkguy
So they were willing to build the subway system in 1900, but cant do shit in 2026, tired of our country being run by losers.
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I’m a bartender. You’d be surprised what I’ll do for $15. What is X verifying? That I’m a bitter, cynical, arrogant asshole that’s partied too much? Or that I’m broke?
Anglo⚡️
@anglocomeback20h
Did anyone else get $15 from X money? They are trying to bait people into verifying their identification. Let me know. I’ve heard other people got $5 as well.
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I bought points on this game. I’ve bought more points this year than in the past 20 years combined. I’m also on the winningest season, the lines are insane
MLFootball
@MLFootballOct 18
🚨BREAKING: THE NEW YORK #JETS KICKED A FIELD GOAL WHILE TRAILING BY 10 POINTS WITH JUST 30 SECONDS REMAINING. THE BETTING SPREAD WAS 7.5 POINTS, AND THE FIELD GOAL CUT THE DEFICIT TO 7. GAMBLERS WHO BET ON THE #PATRIOTS TO COVER ARE FURIOUS. WOW 😳😳😳
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Not bad, you?
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All this Narnia talk reminds me of Gary Wayne’s perspective of the Inklings… while CS Lewis holds the same special part in my heart as everyone else, the Lewis/Tolkien perspective may not be as explicitly Christian as is commonly thought
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Jack
@jackunheardOct 17
Hear me out: Spencer Pratt as Press Secretary.
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I’d never leave the house
Investing Addict
@InvestingAddictOct 17
Costco is trying to ruin marriages.
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taoki
@justalexokiOct 17
im not worried about jobs or people being made redundant with ai. there have been people installing blinkers on BMWs for decades and they still get paid
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How dare you speak such words
Upper Canadian Cavalier
@UCCavalierOct 16
POV: you're from Ontario, out in the Quebec sugar bush, trying to be diplomatic. you tell the local syrup maker that Quebec's maple syrup is richer, darker, and more structured on the finish than anything Vermont has ever bottled. this is his reaction.
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Ever since I hit puberty, every road trip for sports, college, etc, I’d always hope to see some hottie naked driving g on the interstate. Those roads get lonely and boring. Turns out, it’s possible
LIZZY💥
@LizzyStarrrdustOct 16
I've been told it's customary to ride with your tits out when traveling on California highways. Is this correct?
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She didn’t even last half a Scaramuccci
Tom Nichols
@RadioFreeTomOct 16
Katie Zacharia Is Out After 5 Days as White House Press Secretary nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…

Katie Zacharia, Trump’s New Press Secretary, Is Ousted After 5 Days

Her abrupt departure came after she was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.

nytimes.com
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There is a guy in South Burlington walking on Dorset yelling “HEY!” at the top of his lungs every other minute or so. He’s made it from the Blue Mall to the U Mall already and I can still hear him
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She’s the perfect woman
Bells :)@bangelopickleOct 16
I wanna b one w the mud so bad
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I’ll settle the “Home Depot/Lowe’s” debate right now. If your “hardware store” has an apparel dept, it’s for HGTV DIYers. A proper hardware store has bad lighting, no prices, thousands of tiny screws, and two cranky old former contractors who know where everything is.
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