🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Arsenal are planning to SACK 60 EMPLOYEES to save money, just days after giving Mikel Arteta a new contract worth £25 MILLION per year. Mikel Arteta earns around £68,500 PER DAY. For comparison, someone earning £30,000 a year would have to work for more than TWO YEARS to earn what Arteta makes in just ONE DAY.

Waving lady is our queen

oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg" he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen" here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."

i love watching sports with other women. they will never mansplain to me like i don’t know the sport. instead they do something i can only describe as investigative journalism. giving all the background info about their team, the players, & their personal superstitions

Just a quick reminder…

If I was Gavin Williams, I’d turn into the Joker right about now.