- Ich mag Züge! - Macht sein Auslandsjahr im Internet #neuland Nachhaltig von V.A.G. Reparaturleitfäden geschädigt!

Hannover, Deutschland
Joined April 2010
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Dear recruiters, if you are writing a job posting for AI Engineering, here is how long each tool has been available, so you don't make a fool of yourself: TensorFlow: 17 years MCP: 6 years vLLM: 7 years Ollama: 10 years CrewAI: 12 years CUDA: 25 years JAX: 11 years Weaviate: 14 years HF Transformers: 19 years Triton (OpenAI): 10 years LlamaIndex: 8 years LangSmith: 8 years AutoGen: 22 years LangGraph: 22 years
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Hi Sarah 🙂👻
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linus torvalds gave us the greatest kernel in human history for free and we use it to run javascript. he must hate us so much
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Fun fact you can do everything you want with just HTML tables and people liked that version of the Internet a lot better
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surrealism as a service
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Java changelog vs bedrock changelog for this week, lol
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MAUS LOK 🗣️
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Update: the SPD toaster has started to melt, which is surely a reflection of their terrible polling numbers.
I spent 200 bucks getting the German SPD toaster shipped to New Zealand. Worth it.
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Here's Microsoft Visual Basic 6 running on #ReactOS! Tested on real hardware, by @AotoriHibiki!
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Fortinet CVE-2026-24858.. is this even real life anymore? ”An attacker’s valid FortiCloud session, tied to their own device, gets accepted as legitimate for other users’ devices.”
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Me defending my O(n^3) solution to the coding interviewer.
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Remember phpBB?
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Anyone else out there vibe circuit-building?
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I wrote Task Unmanager: keeps killing processes Russian Roulette style, until your machine crashes
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this is a catastrophe. StackOverflow provided data to LLMs, LLMs replaced StackOverflow, and now no new Q&A hub exists to provide fresh data. it’s a self-undermining causal loop, like mold growing on food, consuming it, and dying once the food is gone.
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this cat's name is "not for public release" filetype:pdf site:s3.amazonaws.com look it up on google
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Bugs when you lift up their rock.
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Friday approves of JLCPCB's spectacular double walled shipping box quality.
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Yes, I know. Nothing I can do about it. YouTube refuses to take these deep fakes down. And even if they do, they spring up faster than I can shut them down. I suppose we must all learn to doubt all we see and hear. Perhaps this is the beginning of social media's self-immolation...
Replying to @yanisvaroufakis
Hi @yanisvaroufakis are you aware that this YouTube channel has an entire deepfake AI generated series of you (“Yanis Varoufakis”) explaining macroeconomics? They use your name, your voice, and twist your ideas. The most popular video has 800k+ views m.youtube.com/@TheSharpline-…
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