Uncastrated advice columnist

Joined November 2025
"If you are ever feeling down, have someone beat a guinea pig to death against your chest. Perform an autopsy, and the broken guinea pig parts are where your maladies lie". - You. youtube.com/watch?v=9Tr4mGR3…
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Anyway we've got ourselves another week, assumedly because Tony decided I pulled the old "my father is dead" trick and not only stole but countersued and I had to fly down there, and there is a backlog on records requests. Short on ideas at the moment.
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You know that landed you an interview on maybe day four. Same guy who took the photograph you had mentioned. Impressive for how preoccupied you were. Anyway.
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