Ill spend the rest of my life chasing the high i felt when i saw this for the first time

I like manhattan cause every time I’m here I develop feelings for every woman I make eye contact with

Like you want my money?

Climate change pissing me off bc it’s 75 degrees and sunny for the first time in like 10 years and it feels fucking glorious outside

From now on I’m cheating on Faceit cause you just don’t get banned for doing it

It’s almost without fail that I could be having a good day and some fucking chud morons will occupy the same space as me and fuck it up

i fkn love elden ring man

Someone lemme hold the awp

Ian Garry didn’t win I can sleep good tonight

I’ve reached that point of the cut where I watch mukbangs of people eating donuts in their car while I eat my ground beef and potatoes for the 90th day in a row this is hell

Being locked in is so fucking boring I want Panda Express so fucking bad

I hear the siren song every time I drive past a Culver’s

Time to play Elden ring again

lmao deserved

If I even hear a British accent today imma smack the fuck out of someone

im doin shit like this again im BACK

I’m about to be on so much gear I better look like Arnold in a month

when I’m at the gym the only notification I get is my AirPods telling me to turn down the vegeta edit before I blow out my eardrums (absolutely not)

an empty gym is the key to world peace