Sportman specializing in tasting of sundry alcoholic beverages. Beard grower, semi professional high fiver. #Skol #Dodgers #celtics

Pico+Union, Ca.
Joined April 2010
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It’s called a loonie because it has a loon on it, and it’s called a toonie because it’s worth two loonies. Get with the fucking program.
I just found out Canadians call their coins loonies and toonies You guys need to grow the fuck up
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: Nolan Wells, we speak your name! 🕯🕊🕯
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BREAKING🚨 ABC refused to let eight Epstein survivors speak on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Rosie O'Donnell gathered them and filmed it herself — and the women told her no famous person had ever called to stand beside them. Now she says she will tell all eight of their stories, one by one. O'Donnell guest-hosted four episodes in August and pitched what she called "the Epstein reveal" for her final night. "They said that they were certain that could not happen," she said on the Jann Arden Podcast. "So I said, 'Well, then I'm going to do it myself.'" She called Survivor Sisters, an advocacy group formed by Epstein survivors, and asked how many women could get there in three days. Eight came. They filmed for about two hours. She first posted a short video from the shoot. Andrea Sterling, Sharlene Rochard, Lara Blume McGee, Jena-lisa Jones, Wendy Pesante, Lisa Phillips, Marina Lacerda and Chauntae Davies stood together in white, fists raised, singing Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman." It ended with childhood photos of the women. Jimmy Kimmel later shared it on his own Instagram Story. Now O'Donnell says each woman will get her own up-close segment telling her story. The eight segments could become a full documentary, a YouTube project or something they release themselves on social media. O'Donnell said she made the video after Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, Trump's former personal lawyer, said he did "not know whether there are men out there that abused these women." That same day, the Justice Department released more than 3 million additional pages from its Epstein files. "You are all heroes, and you're going to change how the world deals with child sex abuse," O'Donnell told the women. Afterward, she said, they told her no famous person had ever called to stand beside them.
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Cpt. Caveman retweeted
Oh what a beautiful moron… 🎶🌽🤠 (Stick around for the sing-along!) #DummyWithTheWigOnTop #Parody #NewVideo
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Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017: "I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."
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Mamdani’s PR and comms team are egregious. 😂
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A PSA: do NOT download the White House app. It is doing something very weird with the sandbox permissions you give it. Which I’m not sure yet, but is likely against every service term and developer agreement on earth. I downloaded it so you don’t have to onto an air gapped old iPad. It is phoning home, asking for way too much personal data, and attempting to bypass location services permissions. Aside from the propaganda, it’s a security nightmare.
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Trump cabinet meeting
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Unfortunately my new favorite show is the AI gorillas on TikTok who are fake dating
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The dog finally had his chance 😭😭😭
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I had no idea Kash Patel was at the Coldplay concert!
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Como quiere su carne? Bien cocida? A punto? Estilo charlie kirk?
Vas a una parrilla y te sirven la carne en este punto, qué les decís?
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Ed Sheeran caught cozying up to zionist and friend of Trump and Netanyahu, Robert Kraft.
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Nothing beats the Navajo Nation parade.
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Al chile
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Republicans are Fucking the Dogs! They're Fucking the Cats!
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