Humorous Research Analyst

Minnesota
Joined April 2009
Tribal
Everything that is wrong with professional sports in one gratuitous, narcissistic, self-congratulatory, me-first celebration. So difficult to root for this. But “playing the game the right way” went the way of the dodo bird long ago. Peep the replies where “shut up, old man” serve as the counter rebuttal. 😏
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Why is a mother of 3 trying to run down Federal Agents with her car?
No criminal charges. Self-defense was the explanation. But is that really enough when a mother of three lost her life?
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Perfect. Saving taxes to be gifted by other departments
Teachers and families gathered before Tuesday night’s St. Paul Public Schools Board of Education meeting, where members are expected to vote on possible cuts. The district said the layoffs are tied to an unexpected enrollment drop after Operation Metro Surge.
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Am I expected to read the gate numbers from this? This is the maps from the Delta App on Android. @Delta
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Breaking, but not quite Broken
🚨BREAKING: Ilhan Omar has a message for Americans, “I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.”
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Similar to putting a Mosque in Jerusalem. Hijacked the narrative and plant the flag.
It’s not a protest. It’s a conquest.
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Same look as a "John" who's run out of money. 'But I thought you loved me!?'
Every white liberal in America 👇🏼
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Not a penny ever from a text message. I'm Crystal Clear who to support. The rest is SPAM
I’m getting a lot of requests via text for donations from GOP Senators. FYI… Not a penny til John Thune is removed from Leader.
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HP (personal) retweeted
JUST IN: Paris boutique owner pledges continued support for the "student movement" after her shop's windows were smashed & items were looted.
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15 days to make history. Go vote, Minnesota!
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The reality of nurturing migrant socialism
1. Is a member of the French left-wing party and an activist, one of the biggest advocates for opening up migration to North African peoples. 2. Owns a small chic boutique in an upscale spot, she stood in her shop trying to save it from looting and theft telling them that she's a famous activist. 3. Told them I'm so-and-so, the activist for asylum, I'm with you, I've defended you and your entry and stay in France, they spat on her, knocked her down, and trampled her with their feet, good thing she's still alive. 4. And they looted the whole shop, losing all the struggle and work of her lifetime in a moment. Standing there stunned, not believing that these thieving, rabble-rousing, criminal, barbaric hordes are the ones she's spent her whole life defending, and advocating for them to invade her country and destroy it.
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Doesn't seem like he was using then anyway
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He punches like a girl
A violent Black woman harasses and attacks a White couple, then gets her ass handed back to her.
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Political Syndicate... Or a friendlier word "swamp " And now Kash will not prosecute.
How many American taxpayer dollars have been kicked back from Ukraine to you and Da Nang Dick?
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BOMBSHELL, ALERT, ALERT. No consequences. Rinse and repeat.
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: THE NEW YORK CITY ELECTIONS WERE RIGGED! 🚨🚨🚨 SHOCKING AUDIT BLOWS THE LID OFF THE 2025 NYC MAYORAL RACE! 😱🗳️ Marly Hornik of RealAmerica.vote just dropped a BOMBSHELL audit proving the system FAILED to qualify voters under the law! ❌ 23% of ballots came from voters with UNVERIFIABLE identities, INVALID Social Security numbers, or addresses OUTSIDE New York City! 💥 7% of voters DON’T EVEN EXIST in records! 6% had FAKE Social Security numbers! 10% NEVER lived in NYC during the election period! These illegal ballots EXCEED Mamdani’s margin of victory! The Boards of Elections have NO IDEA who actually won! 🔥🗽 THIS IS NOT NORMAL. THIS IS FRAUD. THE NEW YORK CITY ELECTIONS WERE RIGGED! 🇺🇸 SHARE THIS EVERYWHERE before they memory-hole it! Demand a full investigation NOW! 👇 #ElectionIntegrity #NYCRigged #AuditTheVote #Mamdani #StopTheSteal
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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: THE NEW YORK CITY ELECTIONS WERE RIGGED! 🚨🚨🚨 SHOCKING AUDIT BLOWS THE LID OFF THE 2025 NYC MAYORAL RACE! 😱🗳️ Marly Hornik of RealAmerica.vote just dropped a BOMBSHELL audit proving the system FAILED to qualify voters under the law! ❌ 23% of ballots came from voters with UNVERIFIABLE identities, INVALID Social Security numbers, or addresses OUTSIDE New York City! 💥 7% of voters DON’T EVEN EXIST in records! 6% had FAKE Social Security numbers! 10% NEVER lived in NYC during the election period! These illegal ballots EXCEED Mamdani’s margin of victory! The Boards of Elections have NO IDEA who actually won! 🔥🗽 THIS IS NOT NORMAL. THIS IS FRAUD. THE NEW YORK CITY ELECTIONS WERE RIGGED! 🇺🇸 SHARE THIS EVERYWHERE before they memory-hole it! Demand a full investigation NOW! 👇 #ElectionIntegrity #NYCRigged #AuditTheVote #Mamdani #StopTheSteal
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none of them wearing their own hair.
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Zelensky hates us and has played us for suckers.
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He'll know when he's violated at 16. One of the perks of incarceration.
Woman cries over her son getting arrested at an ICE riot: “They took my son!… He’s only 16 and he was violated!… I just want my baby back!” Her son assaulted ICE agents and threw eggs at them.
Traitor!!!
⛔️FBI Director Kash Patel has agreed to work with Democratic Rep. Jared Moskowitz to push for increased surveillance of Americans on social media who post "conspiracy theories" about Israel.‼️
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