android nut who breaths mobile tech. I'm on YouTube @AndroidHappensTV or vacavilleiphoneking. Im also down wit the clown for life. So dont f&ck wit me.

bay area Cali
Joined January 2012
Hey @MrsSOsbourne. Now that your single, can i apply to be your boytoy?
Hey @KevLAbeast can i get a happy birthday tweet from the beast
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America became the laughing stock of the world when folks in media, business & government successfully dumped replays of the #DukesOfHazard.
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@sprint why is my data messed up in Sacramento
There are actual idiots wiping their bare asses with the American flag. They put it on the net thinking they're cool. #asswipe #flag
Hey @Fritolay think you can be anymore wasteful. This box is way to big for 6 bags. #saveatree
@sprint you have wifi calling because your signal has terrible building penetration
Hey @AppIeOfflciaI_ App Store and pretty much everything else is down right now. You need to come clean and announce the outage.
I couldn't live without the faster processors that are in mobile devices nowadays. #InventForBetter
Music Center lets you view your music library from the lockscreen or inside any app on your iOS Device! itunes.apple.com/app/id94104…
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Music Center lets you view your music library from the lockscreen or inside any app on your iPhone, iPod or iPad! itunes.apple.com/app/id94104…
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Eating the Carolina reaper.: youtu.be/yMCYmpgP90c yep. I did it.
Hey @BarackObama please ban the ice water bucket challenge. These idiots are wasting water.
Hey @KevLAbeast how's about a reaper squeezins enema challenge