Man. 6ft5. Top 0.07% FPL Player

Joined April 2014
Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
You see that job that you are currently in but hate it. Stick at it.
BREAKING: The Office for National Statistics has announced that the rate of UK unemployment has fallen to 4.7% 📉
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Someone could probably write a book (if they haven’t already) about the cycle of technology productizing the removal of friction in the name of convenience only for us to discover that the friction was a load-bearing part of the social compact.
Someone told me he thinks dating apps are bad because they let you access connection without having any motion in your life. Normally meeting people requires going out into the world, entering new scenes and navigating unfamiliar situations. You have to be living a life that brings you into contact with other people. Dating apps let you order connection without doing any of that work
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Replying to @majamediaco
goes for so many things in modern life
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
My type of CF. Absolute handful.
🚨🚨| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Manchester United are INTERESTED in Bayer Leverkusen’s Christian Kofane and have recently made contact with his representatives. [@Sport_Witness] #mufc 🔴
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
First date question “Have you opted out of your pension?”
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Fairs triple lock discourse has reached "if NI wasn't enough we also paid VAT"
If you are only counting their NI contributions. Do you know what VAT is?
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what is even the point of living without a beautiful woman to ragebait
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there are people who play the LinkedIn games every day and they just live among us. very scary
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Mbeumo 8 CF starts for Utd Won 7 Drawn 1 4 goals & 1 assist
Replying to @RonnLennon
do you have a stat for Mbuemo at CF for United?
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
I don’t understand this team. When Sesko isn’t on, they spam crosses. When he’s on they forget all about that - WHY??
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
This is gonna sound insane but I’m at least glad certain man is having good performances so far. At least then the fanbase is forced to actually talk about the issues instead of just blaming #him.
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Impacting Martinez is totally irrelevant. By trying to head the ball, Enzo is offside. That’s literally the rule.
Can someone explain how this diving header isn’t an attempt to play the ball? Any official who ruled this offside should lose their job. Either incompetent or corrupt. It’s the most basic offside call you can imagine.
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Don’t like Dorgu at LB at all. Only September and can see the transfer window shortcomings coming to the fore already
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Maz plays and you miss Dalot. Dalot plays and you miss Maz. Evil twins.
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I would have survived 9/11 because the chance of me being at my desk at 8:46 am is zero
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
“See where they play, how they play, if they play” #Eritidge
🚨🇮🇹 Fiorentina have failed to win their opening three games in Serie A... 😳 ❌ 4-0 loss vs Roma ❌ 3-0 loss vs Frosinone ❌ 2-1 loss vs Torino
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Spurs were abysmal. Playing like the team that finished 17th even after €360m spent. But it’s predictable when De Zerbi picks teams like that. Thing is, Forest were atrocious themselves. Only started to put some consecutively effective actions together in the last 25 minutes.
Bentancur #6, Tonali #8, Gallagher #10? Mateus Fernandes benched. Spurs have a problem, and it’s a De Zerbi issue. He seems to have a fundamental misunderstanding as to how to get the best out of the team HE built. Tonali #6, Fernandes #8, Marmoush second-striker, Solanke #9. It’s the ONLY way. Anything else is wrong. Tonali is better facing the play with the ball. Fernandes is the most dynamic of the lot. He’s also more nimble and more mobile than Tonali over short distances so he’s better suited to go and hunt defensively. Tonali more robust physically and although he’s rapid when he gets going, he’s slow off the mark. That’s why he’s more suited to the #6 with Fernandes higher. Let Fernandes roam and Tonali patrol. That dynamic makes the most sense with AND without the ball. We have to remember that Mateus is the real star in the midfield. Tonali is the one who has to learn to master the #6 role under De Zerbi. Fernandes is more of a ‘let him play’ type #8 because of how special and well-rounded he is. That’s not Tonali. And then ahead of them you need a #10 who can take the ball into feet, otherwise you get a repeat of what happened with Richarlison against Brentford. Both Solanke and Marmoush work well together here. De Zerbi is currently failing to give Spurs the best possible chance of winning. Very concerning. No doubt that the game today will be much more of a fight than it should be because of De Zerbi’s subpar selection. Forest are a proper team under Glasner. It’s time to be very harsh on De Zerbi because this is HIS squad. He has been given the keys and quality is no longer an issue. It’s on him to get this team in and around the top 6 otherwise it’s a massive failure this season.
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
well an almond feeds my mom for a whole day unlike 38,000 chatgpt queries
Sam Altman says an almond produced in California uses more water than 38,000 ChatGPT queries
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
We had Alvaro Fernandez (now Carreras), a player Ole and co. went out to get as the best young LB in Spain. It is Rangnick’s reckless “open heart surgery” comments that led the board to give Ten Hag so much power he signed Malacia and then Reguilon over playing Alvaro
🚨🎙️Ralf Rangnick in September 2020: “They could do with a LB, I know they have Luke Shaw but I’m not so sure if he’s still on the same kind of level you need for a club like Man Utd.” Six years later and LB is STILL a problem…
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