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Not only is Abdul impressively stupid, but he doesn't have one single original stupid talking point in his stupid head.
Aeon HAL 9001 retweeted
What. A. Total. Tool.
Parts of your state are literally ON FIRE as you speak.
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Only player ever with 500 hits for four different franchises.
He debuted with the Houston Colt .45s at 19, became the first star the Montreal Expos ever had, and in 1978 played every game as Detroit's designated hitter, the first man to spend a full 162 in that role. He drove in 121 that year.
He finished as a 41 year old pinch hitter for the Mets, 284 hits short of 3,000.
In Montreal he was Le Grand Orange, and his number 10 was the first the Expos ever retired. Le Grand Orange, did that give it away?
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This makes me tear up a little bit. Or gonna lie.
It’s really happening.
And my sons get to see it.
The #WorldSeries logos are going on American Family Field in #Milwaukee ahead of Friday’s game one. #Brewers #WISN12
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If “she” had bottom surgery, “she” wouldn’t have had anything to cut off of “her” body.
One thing is certain. “She” will never have a true bottom surgery known as an episiotomy.
👀 Hunter Schafer reveals she had bottom surgery last year.
Read more: tmz.com/2026/10/19/hunter-sc…
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Replying to @AmazingPopPod
Oh hell yes!
Shaved Melon Reynolds > Toupee Reynolds
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Do you feel it would’ve worked if Burt Reynolds rocked the shaved melon? Thoughts?
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Aaron Boone will be the Yankees Manager again in 2027.
The Yankees have still not won a World Series during his tenure.
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Coworker- "She has more letters behind her name than in her name."
Me- "Okay, that's amazing. That's like a positive tooth-to-tattoo ratio but for doctors."
PSA- the more letters after a name in a sig line, the longer they hid from the real world in school.
Aeon HAL 9001 retweeted
The Brewers are World Series favourites.
What's your series prediction?
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LMFAO!!!!!!!
Sometimes I think to myself.... THIS... This is what Ai is actually good for...
making Bobble-Heads!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Not solving complex problems.. not curing diseases..
Just ridiculous tasks like this...
Until it becomes Sky Net, that is... and obliterates us all. 😳😳😳💀
Cheers!!!!!
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PS: If you've been... "bobbled??" 😆
Lets see what you came up with.
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