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Being on this hellsite is like being one of the Titanic violinists but I can't stop now.

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New year, same tweets! Go Yankees, etc.
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I'd lend Aaron Judge my right calf but he'd break it.
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New York Yankees
@YankeesSep 8
Guess who's back? #RepBX
Yankees vs Rockies Lineup: Ben Rice | DH | 22 Cody Bellinger | LF | 35 Aaron Judge | RF | 99 Luis García Jr. | 1B | 26 Spencer Jones | CF | 78 Jazz Chisholm Jr. | 2B | 13 George Lombard Jr. | SS | 96 Ryan McMahon | 3B | 19 Austin Wells | C | 28 Cam Schlittler | RHP | 31 Time: 7:05 PM ET TV: YES Network Radio: WFAN 660 AM/101.9 FM, WADO 1280 Presented by Starr Insurance Companies Photo of Aaron Judge and Cam Schlittler

ALT Yankees vs Rockies Lineup: Ben Rice | DH | 22 Cody Bellinger | LF | 35 Aaron Judge | RF | 99 Luis García Jr. | 1B | 26 Spencer Jones | CF | 78 Jazz Chisholm Jr. | 2B | 13 George Lombard Jr. | SS | 96 Ryan McMahon | 3B | 19 Austin Wells | C | 28 Cam Schlittler | RHP | 31 Time: 7:05 PM ET TV: YES Network Radio: WFAN 660 AM/101.9 FM, WADO 1280 Presented by Starr Insurance Companies Photo of Aaron Judge and Cam Schlittler

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Jomboy Media
@JomboyMediaAug 30
Tarik Skubal admitted to taking the locker room espresso machine he had bought and shared with his former teammates
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Jared Carrabis
@Jared_CarrabisAug 30
Yep. Protest the game.
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Lost, 24, The West Wing, Buffy, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Haunting of Hill House, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Bluey, The Office, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, Succession, Curb, Mad Men, Stranger Things, Always Sunny, The Americans, Justified
cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticAug 14
What television series is so good, it's worth binge watching from beginning to end?
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Favorite movie from each year of the 90s 90: Goodfellas 91: Hook 92: The Muppet Christmas Carol 93: Jurassic Park 94: Clerks 95: Toy Story 96: That Thing You Do! 97: Boogie Nights 98: Rounders 99: The Blair Witch Project
Eric Goldman
@TheEricGoldmanAug 14
Favorite movie from each year of the 90s 90: Gremlins 2; The New Batch 91: Terminator 2: Judgment Day 92: Batman Returns 93: Jurassic Park 94: Heavenly Creatures 95: The Brady Bunch Movie 96: Scream 97: (TIE) Boogie Nights / LA Confidential 98: Babe: Pig in the City 99: Go
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Brutal two run HR given up by Helios Ramos.
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In all honesty it’s nice of the Yankees to struggle tonight because if they did well the fanbase would be in absolute shambles trying to explain why they were still right. Good on you, Yanks.
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Yankees fans logging on every Trade Deadline to tweet variations of "Why hasn't Cashman traded for prime Ken Griffey Jr yet, WAKE UP BRIAN!!!"
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We'll always have the Audi sign.
Talkin' Baseball
@TalkinBaseball_Jul 29
The Angels have released Alek Manoah
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William Pub Sub
Luminiferous Neither/XOR(wellian)@orwellianJul 16
Roland Kippers ….. incredible
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Alright I’ll say it. The Yankees are struggling offensively.
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Whenever the Yankees slump the 45 minutes following the end of every game has every best writer burping out the most depraved bad stat they can find to drill it home. “The Yankees have 6 hits in the last 9 days, a low point not seen since Barnaby Hodgkiss was alive in 1861.”
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Has Aaron Boone considered asking his players to not slump? Or asking his injured players to not get hurt? This guy can’t do anything right.
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I have to ask if anyone follows Braves Twitter. They’ve lost 13 of 17. Do they react as if they are the first team experiencing a slump?
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Member of party killing the spirit of America takes 4 month vacation because he’s feeling down.
Jake Sherman
@JakeShermanJun 30
NEWS: NEW JERSEY REP. TOM KEAN says he has missed several months because of a diagnosis of depression.
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Will love the Yankees till the day I die but some of you need to seek psychiatric help at this point.
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Entertainment Weekly
@EWJun 17
Henry Winkler, best known for playing Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli, 'went dark' after 'Happy Days' ended in 1984 after 11 seasons. ew.com/henry-winkler-went-da…

Henry Winkler 'went dark' after 'Happy Days' ended

Henry Winkler, best known for playing Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli, 'went dark' after 'Happy Days' ended in 1984 after 11 seasons.

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Boomer is probably the most appropriately named guy I've ever seen. Unless his name was Absolute Dork Esiason.
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncingJun 16
"When does Jim Dolan tell his team that we're going down to visit my good friend Donald Trump in the White House? That's what I can't wait for" - Boomer Esiason on the Knicks
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