@5Seiders

#LGRW - Emmitt Finnie is a top-6 Center. Steve Yzerman did nothing wrong. Chris Ilitch likes being pegged and is holding my favorite team hostage.

 Warren, MI
Joined June 2021
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In order: Sick, literal poop & pee, meh, ass, meh, ass, ass, meh, meh, sick, sick, kinda sick, ass, kinda sick, meh, ass, ass, sick, Toronto, wrong logo #LGRW
Jersey Nerds@The_JerseyNerdsOct 27
In case you’re more of a squinting person than a scrolling person… We now have TWENTY of the upcoming Hometown Remix jerseys, nearly 2/3rds of the league. Who’s in the lead for your favorite? 🍎: @abslswrld @carterrichardd
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I fucking HATE the Atlantic. #LGRW
Pierre LeBrun
@PierreVLeBrunOct 27
The Atlantic is the only NHL division without a single club under .500 points percentage: Boston, .792 TB, .682 Ottawa, .667 Montreal, .636 Florida, .583 Toronto, .571 Detroit, .542 Buffalo, .500
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Spittin' Chiclets
@spittinchicletsOct 27
MICHAL POSTAVA SECURES HIS FIRST NHL WIN AGAINST THE EDMONTON OILERS ✅
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Mo Seider’s rating for this game is a prime example of the limitations of “advanced” analytics. #LGRW
HockeyStatCards
@hockeystatcardsOct 27
NHL Game Score Impact Card for Detroit Red Wings on 2026-10-26:
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POSTAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAA #LGRW
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ABSOLUTE FINNEMA!!! #LGRW
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Fuck yeah Arvy, what a great pickup! #LGRW
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Seider Truther 🦅 retweeted
Nick Brandel
@MotorCityBanterOct 25
These old Sergei Fedorov Nike commercials are PEAK>>
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NHL Rumour Report
@NHLRumourReportOct 25
Chris Johnston: Re Dylan Larkin: My hunch is that he ultimately is traded to a team that isn't currently on that list of 10 teams - Hockey PDOcast (10/22)
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Just wait, they’re working on ads seared into your retinas.
Obsidian - Just Play Hockey 🏒🦈🦬🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦@milla_gsdOct 25
Listen. The ads on the boards were bad enough on the broadcasts but now we have ads on the GLASS? Not everything in life needs an ad on it.
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Holy shit. #LGRW
Rono
@RonoAnalystOct 24
There's been a lot of requests for MBN's card. Yes, he's been awesome so far this season! The question is whether he can keep up these performances throughout the season. If he can, he could have a great chance of winning the Calder Memorial Trophy.
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In an alternate universe all 6 players are in the same extra man unit and the announcers just hang themselves.
Detroit SportsNet
@WatchDSNOct 23
You are not seeing double... 👀👀
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Idk what Babs found on his phone but it must be real bad.
JFresh
@JFreshHockeyOct 23
McDavid is the first player of the cap era to score 30 points in a span of 10 consecutive games
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Man for all the shit Yzerman got it’s pretty cool watching 3 of his prospects become bona-fide top-6/top-4 players at the same time. #LGRW
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“Babe, wake up. A #LGRW top goalie prospect is about to get meaningful NHL minutes before his waiver eligibility.”
Max Bultman@m_bultmanOct 23
John Gibson has an upper body injury. Michal Postava in for the third
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Damn Vancouver just let “Michael Rasmussen” score a goal against them? #LGRW
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Big pimpin’ Ken Kal over here. #LGRW
Ken Kal@KenKalDRWOct 20
Bought these dogs in Seattle yesterday. The People’s Announcer is gonna be styling tonight. Gotta look good for radio 📻!
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@KenKalDRW walking into Climate Pledge arena like
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Game. Farts. #LGRW
Mike Bartner
@MikeBartnerOct 14
Cackling that Poop vs Fart is the ESPN+ exclusive game tomorrow.
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Damn man Ovi’s the all time leading goal scorer AND he’s forklift certified?! What a legend! #Allcaps
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