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5PointSlo

@5PointSlo

Born & bred New Englander. Live Free or Die. /ɛs ɛl pi/ Sarcastic, tinker, no true Scotsman, jack of all trades, master of none.

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Joined August 2011
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Fat Tony@Tony_Baloney69Oct 27
Can believe I caught this on dashcam, listen to their excuse.
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News! We are adjusting the way we handle SBRs at PSA following the new NFA guidance. Watch the video for more information on how we're handling these changes, and what PSA being an original plaintiff means for you.
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Brit who's never even handled a firearm lecturing us on gun safety. Lol
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Happy Friday
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@BroImSlowOct 22
The new Seattle Seahawks logo looks sick!
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@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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You know you've used enough when everything goes sparkly and your world shrinks to a tiny circle.
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Well there's your problem.
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Waiting for the tow truck to drop off my truck. Sigh
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Mi primer día con el Tesla xitter.cf/ssssscca/status/211098…
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@TeslaOct 16
Do a kickflip!
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Damin all coked up at the show
Ryan B (@Network_Guy8) profile pictureRyan B
@Network_Guy8Oct 3
🚨BREAKING: new red Damin just dropped
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"this not picking up after yourself thing isn't working out" I tell myself as I neutralize a bunch of phosphoric acid that leaked out onto my garage floor.
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Fun fact: air pressure changes will make a spray bottle of ospho will leak all over if kept in an unheated garage.
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Every non-hamburger food suffers from what I call “The Hamburger Problem” - you have to weigh its nutritional and hedonic value against simply eating a hamburger. Almost all foods are hamburger-negative.
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William Gibson is a prophet
Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@Noahpinion) profile pictureNoah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
@NoahpinionSep 26
I actually love the fact that "robots escape their prisons and colonize the internet" is now going to be the story of the internet for the foreseeable future. Cyberpunk mayhem LET'S GOOOOOOOO
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Listening to NIN loud enough that my subwoofer enclosure has now joined me in moshing around the basement
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Found a new place to try, next time I'm in Springfield.
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@nypostSep 23
Massachusetts restaurant owner chases down teen dine-and- dashers before pointing gun at group trib.al/46791g9
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Just had the guy at AutoZone change out my battery in the parking lot. I feel dirty.
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1 or 2 if its a good cut. 2-3 for everything else.
Dee 😈 (@GoatDeehere) profile pictureDee 😈
@GoatDeehereSep 21
What number is the perfect steak?
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If you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator or failing that, a cool wet sack
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@NBCNewsSep 24
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected nbcnews.com/select/shopping/…
How long does your food last in the fridge during a power outage? Experts weigh in

How long does your food last in the fridge during a power outage? Experts weigh in

According to experts, keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

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