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Come for the 🔥🔥🔥 TAEKS (c), stay for the Connor stories. Also I hate people. Walker told me I had AIDS.

Columbus, OH
Joined February 2013
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Julian Sayin getting hurt is the worst thing that could have happened to Ohio State. Not because he would make a difference, but because people are going to use that as an excuse as to why they’re bad.
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the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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White Sox hitters when they have to face Gavin Williams
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Guess who’s in their annual reserved spot as a pawn to make other SEC teams look good with a “ranked win”? Exact same story every single year.
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Cousin Sal on the Bill Simmons Podcast: “I read into the narrative… (Burrow) was throwing lefty in practice…” Appears he fell for it 😭 @TracyMcBradey @rBillSimmonsPod
🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨 #Bengals QB Joe Burrow is throwing left handed today. This is after the star QB popped up as limited on Wednesday after taking a gnarly hit on his throwing shoulder Sunday vs Tampa Bay. We are monitoring the situation.
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Congrats to Texas. They stayed aggressive. OSU puckered up
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The United States of America has collapsed. Rival fast food chains have taken over. Who are you pledging your allegiance to?
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Storming the field after beating a MAC team is more embarrassing than losing to a MAC team
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Days of Thunder. Summer 2028.
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A truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in Montclair in what may be the biggest beer heist ever. The stolen truck was loaded with what is equivalent to more than 50,000 cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon. abc7ne.ws/6Fi322
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Best I can do is change the names of shit
🤖 Made with AI
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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Mexico vs England:
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if I were Germany, I would simply score four goals against Paraguay, like the United States men's national team
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Ok, but
Losing to the USA is the single most embarrassing result in Australian history
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TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”
NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.
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Europeans visiting the USA for the World Cup …
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#WorldCup is like gay porn for me. I have tried watching it and respect the athleticism but just can’t get excited.
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“Watch out Liz Lemon, a dracula is going to get you!”
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Ohio State Highway Patrol is celebrating like the ‘72 Dolphins right now
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The only road in Indiana that doesn’t have a pothole
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