@5AeonCrafts

Hairy biped

 a country weaker than your own
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Joined September 2009
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I hope Casper and the Ghostly Trio are coming only to Pizza Hut this summer
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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven has a sharp corner on it 💁‍♀️
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I'm actually really fucking good at comprehending manmade horrors
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There will be many strange sky appearances, as we have often told you before in these meetings. Watch for them.
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Initiation
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Was the part in the addams family theme song that says "their house is a museum" just a mistake?? Their house is a haunted house.
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Who gets more bitches on ther dick
0%Widget the World Watcher
100%Twinkle the Dream Being
5 votes • Final results
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Im about to eat this whole cup of extremely toxic copper salts
vibrant blue solid in a paper cup

ALT vibrant blue solid in a paper cup

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I just got a text notification from the bowling alley that they have 10 pound balls
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He's called joe buyden because if he saw a bunch of helpless baby animals he'd buy the den right out from under them
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They're making a movie called A Talking Cat: Unlimited where the cat can talk to people an unlimited number of times instead of only once
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The Earth will soon be changed. Man is not growing properly.
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Wizard Seinfeld: What's the deal with incantations? They produce magical effects, but someone went and put "can't" right in the name; they should call them in-CAN-tations!
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Wizard seinfeld: Gotta pick my 16 year old girlfriend up from young magicians academy lol
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Q. What do you call cheese that isn't free? A. Nacho Libre
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Aint no rune says a dog can't play basketball
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Has anyone ever considered/explored what if the Muppets were fucked up?
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Guns A-scrimblo
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They're making secret, darker Dr Seuss art.
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