Good mernin and happy Saturday, you heat battered peasants, dehydrated camels and other roasted biologicals. Saturday turns the air fryer from “rude” to “kiss my ass.” 🤣 Much of the Front Range and northeastern Colorado climbs into the upper 90s and lower 100s. A Heat Advisory is in effect along the I-25 corridor, while portions of southeast Wyoming and the Nebrasky Pandyhandle are also under Heat Advisories. 🌡️ I-25 corridor: Mostly sunny and offensively hot, with highs from roughly 97–103°. A rogue late day storm is possible, largely dependent on outflow boundaries wandering off the mountains. 🔥 Eastern plains, western Kansas and the Nebrasky Pandyhandle: Widespread triple-digit nonsense. A few communities may challenge daily records, with portions of the Panhandle approaching 105°. ⛈️ Mountains and mountain valleys: Scattered afternoon sparky booms return. Slow moving storms may produce locally heavy rain, especially over vulnerable burn scars and steep terrain. 🌬️ Southeast Wyoming and I-80: Near record heat with isolated high based storms. Rain coverage will be spotty, but sudden gusty winds or a dry-ish microburst could become the main event. Sunday may be another degree or three hotter before monsoonal moisture starts making a more meaningful comeback early next week. Hydrate. Find shade. Check on heat sensitive humans and animals. Do not challenge the sun to a fistfight. You will lose. I just got my doctor's test results back and it's bad news. Turns out I'm not gonna be a doctor. LOL LOL LOL LOL don't delete me k thanks bye.