Lane Kiffin just scribbling random shit on some kid’s football is laugh out loud funny.

Tomorrow is College Football Saturday. Set the alarm, clear the schedule, tell your family you'll see them in December.

The best four hours of the week are 11am-3pm on a Saturday in October. I will not be taking questions.

Friday checklist: ✅ Tailgate forecast ✅ Check the line ✅ Tell the wife the game is 'about 3 hours'

TNF power rankings: 1. Cold Chicago night 2. Field goals 3. Prime trying to sell you paper towels on 3rd down

The NFL spent all day asking what kind of numbers A.J. Brown would put up tonight. One quarter in, the answer is "can somebody block for Drake Maye first."

Bears get the ball near midfield off a 4th-down sack and settle for a field goal. Some things are genetic.

Patriots went for it on 4th and Kyler Gordon took it personally. Bears turned it into a whole 3 points, because of course they did.

Thursday Night Football is the NFL asking 'how much of this are you willing to watch?' and every one of us answering 'all of it.'

Your kicker is 4-for-9 on the year and somehow still the most confident man in the stadium. Respect it.

The transfer portal turned college football into fantasy football for 60-year-old boosters.

Best college football tradition. Wrong answers only.

Best part of being a college football fan: your team loses by 30 and you still tell people 'we were a few plays away.'

Nothing humbles a man faster than a noon kickoff after a Friday night tailgate. Saturday is a marathon and most of us sprint the first mile.

Card collecting is the only hobby where you spend $40 on a pack, pull a base card of a backup long snapper, and immediately buy another pack.

Fantasy football is paying $100 to be furious at a running back you've never met every Sunday for four months.

Every SEC fan base is either 'we're back' or 'fire everybody.' There is no third option.

Me after the group chat finally admits I was right about something

MNF final: 49ers 23, Commanders 17. Kittle ate, the pass rush closed it out, and Washington's head coach got the down and distance from the broadcast. Rate the Commanders' night 1-10. I'm going a 3.

Dan Quinn not knowing it was 4th down is the most relatable thing an NFL coach has ever done. I don't know what down it is either, Dan. I'm on my fourth Busch Light.

Ballgame. Niners 23, Commanders 17, and Jayden Daniels finishes MNF staring at the sky.