Likes people who are funny. Doesn't like when people say “less” when they mean “fewer”. { @1Password Developer } Mastodon: @_german@mastodon.social

Downtown Canada
Joined May 2009
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We still don't have any news from Twitter. We are honored that so many of you have chosen us as the way to browse Twitter for the past 12+ years and hope it can continue. In the meantime, we have been working on something else… tapbots.com/ivory
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looking forward to the first video of a tesla trying to drive directly through it
The display behind the truck shows the front so that you can decide to overtake it... #CES
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“wow this is a beautiful UI for such a small team” the backend:
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my favorite tinder message I've ever received #celeste
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new covid variant looks like the last few characters of the file name for a 720p DVD rip of THE DEPARTED torrented from pirate bay in 2007
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happy new year, and happy social media exclusive opsec-friendly birthday to all who celebrate
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I get the feeling his solution isn’t “pay airport workers a living wage”
Federal Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre is calling for tougher rules for airlines, saying the airport chaos over the holidays was not acceptable cbc.ca/1.6700437
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What is the best character introduction you've ever seen in a movie?
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90s kids, tell me how this makes you feel.
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Tried to use the Shutterfly mobile app to design my Christmas cards. Selected the wrong photo from my camera roll so now I have 90 of these.
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This is the best sequence from what remains the best movie I’ve ever seen.
4 years ago today, ‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse’ hit theaters! Time to revisit the iconic 'Leap of Faith' scene.🔥
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“Why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?”
WNBA star Brittney Griner has begun stepping back into a life that was put on hold by more than nine months of Russian imprisonment, but the journey that lies ahead may bring its own challenges. cbc.ca/1.6680769
LinkedIn really flies under the radar as the social media platform that’s absolutely the most unhinged
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Toronto city hall.
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Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.
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i just HAVE to watch it everytime it appears on the tl
Comfort character this, comfort movie that, who cares. I want to know what your comfort celebrity interview clip is
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