
Likes people who are funny. Doesn't like when people say “less” when they mean “fewer”. { @1Password Developer } Mastodon: @_german@mastodon.social
Downtown Canada
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Andrew German retweeted
We still don't have any news from Twitter.
We are honored that so many of you have chosen us as the way to browse Twitter for the past 12+ years and hope it can continue.
In the meantime, we have been working on something else…
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Andrew German retweeted
looking forward to the first video of a tesla trying to drive directly through it
Andrew German retweeted
my favorite tinder message I've ever received #celeste
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new covid variant looks like the last few characters of the file name for a 720p DVD rip of THE DEPARTED torrented from pirate bay in 2007
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happy new year, and happy social media exclusive opsec-friendly birthday to all who celebrate
I get the feeling his solution isn’t “pay airport workers a living wage”
Federal Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre is calling for tougher rules for airlines, saying the airport chaos over the holidays was not acceptable
cbc.ca/1.6700437
Andrew German retweeted
Tried to use the Shutterfly mobile app to design my Christmas cards. Selected the wrong photo from my camera roll so now I have 90 of these.
“Why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?”
WNBA star Brittney Griner has begun stepping back into a life that was put on hold by more than nine months of Russian imprisonment, but the journey that lies ahead may bring its own challenges. cbc.ca/1.6680769
Andrew German retweeted
why what happened
Legendary San Diego sword swallower hospitalized with slashed abdominal cavity, pierced liver wcvb.com/article/sword-swall…
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LinkedIn really flies under the radar as the social media platform that’s absolutely the most unhinged
Andrew German retweeted
Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.
Andrew German retweeted
i just HAVE to watch it everytime it appears on the tl
John Boyega & Gwendoline Christie Touch Snakes & Other Weird Stuff
The "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" stars take on Vanity Fair's Fear Box.




























