Hello guys. Sorry for the lack of posting yesterday. My nephew did a "funny prank" by mixing some laundry detergent in my usual ribena cordial. I spent yesterday at A&E, missed all of my usual football, and was scared I would die from poisoning. But I am fine now.

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Triple Double Cocaine Bear · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:08 AM UTC

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Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude

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LilMoonLambo · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:44 AM UTC

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@LilMoonLamboNov 4

Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow

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AK™️ · Nov 3, 2026 · 1:38 PM UTC

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AK™️@afcarmaanNov 3

Ezri Konsa when he saw William Saliba back in training

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BBC Scotland News · Nov 2, 2026 · 1:19 PM UTC

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@BBCScotlandNewsNov 2

Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail bbc.in/4im0eQs

Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail

Police officers found the animal in the back seat of John McNeil's car on the M74 in Glasgow.

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Banished Shippo · Nov 2, 2026 · 1:05 AM UTC

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Replying to @sighyam

@sighyam

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dera 🥷 · Nov 1, 2026 · 6:28 PM UTC

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dera 🥷@Clinton_AFCNov 1

14 years 0 win at anfield till nonimessi arrived

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Fabrizio Romano · Apr 30, 2026 · 9:43 AM UTC

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🚨 Mason Mount: “I think next season we can win the Premier League”, told Daily Mail.

Image from Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

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Lebron James MD, MPH, JD · Oct 31, 2026 · 11:25 PM UTC

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Lebron James MD, MPH, JD@justsomeguyloIOct 31

Yeah dude I’m gonna be Jeffrey Epstein for Halloween bro it’s gonna be freaking epic

Max “Trojan Horse” Goldstein@zetabetatrojanOct 31

Had to throw something together last minute

Image from Max “Trojan Horse” Goldstein (@zetabetatrojan)

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Ida Hour · Oct 30, 2026 · 9:26 PM UTC

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@IdaHourrOct 30

“we felt the mog from across the gym to the point where i had to leave” is objectively one the funniest lines i’ve ever heard in my life

alex

@alexblocmatesOct 30

No exaggeration he is the funniest man on the planet right now

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. · Oct 31, 2026 · 2:12 PM UTC

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.@sarcasticnerd0Oct 31

El Matador El Madarchod

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Le Fc Barcelone m’a tué 🇲🇦 · Oct 30, 2026 · 10:25 PM UTC

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Le Fc Barcelone m’a tué 🇲🇦@walid__fcbOct 30

Mon rêve niche c’est que j sorte une grosse prestation dans un gros soir de LDC et qu’ensuite j passe sur CBS et que Micah Richards me demande « Who´s youre favourite on the show? »

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🕷️ · Oct 31, 2026 · 12:09 PM UTC

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🕷️@dxvd123Oct 31

Tielemans and Luke Shaw's conversation on the bench today

Big John earns Guinness World Records title

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Fabrizio Romano · Oct 31, 2026 · 2:37 PM UTC

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📉 The last 9 games in all competitions for Manchester United.

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zubic · Oct 29, 2026 · 10:40 PM UTC

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North Korean citizens celebrating another generous donation from Binance

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The Hollywood Reporter · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:40 PM UTC

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Patrick Stewart, 'Star Trek' Captain and 'X-Men' Superhero, Dies at 86 hollywoodreporter.com/movies…

Patrick Stewart, ‘Star Trek’ Captain and ‘X-Men’ Superhero, Dies at 86

He’s forever known for playing Jean-Luc Picard and Charles Xavier, whom he “admired for their morality, for their kindness, for their sensitivity, for their compassion.”

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Prompter · Oct 28, 2026 · 10:17 PM UTC

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Still blows my mind someone at Google would of came up with the idea of Google Maps / Google Earth Then suggested that they drive down every road on the planet and take pictures of it And then they actually went and did it

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