did I lie? did I lie??? DID I FUCKING LIIIEEEEEEE?! (she/her/hers)
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new covergirl wetsixfootspritzers retweeted
I’m firmly in the camp if you have to stay awake for 36 hours before kickoff so you don’t die from a blood clot you should probably skip playing that game.
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everybody involved gotta lose their jobs.
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London.
Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars.
(per @TomPelissero)
new covergirl wetsixfootspritzers retweeted
pit bull dog in barber chair looking around scared /// reaction meme
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GTA 6 officially launches next month.
Here is how to stay alive until November 19:
- Look both ways before crossing the road
- Wear your seatbelt
- Don’t text and drive
- Stay away from random fights
- Don’t climb anything you can fall off
- Don’t eat anything suspicious
- Get enough sleep
- Drink water
- Avoid doing anything that starts with “watch this”
- Absolutely no “one last crazy thing before GTA 6”
We’ve made it this far. Don’t fumble the final month… please.
new covergirl wetsixfootspritzers retweeted
when people ask me "how is life" nowadays my mind goes blank. I don't know. All I know is I'm alive
new covergirl wetsixfootspritzers retweeted
megan turned around and showed allat ass…. #GIVEMETHAT
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Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about
Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
