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my favorite part of doing dishes is when you get to jerk off the knives with a sponge
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I know I should be excited that the helmet’s coming back, but I really love seeing his face 😭
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Vos le subis el brillo a los juegos de terror porque sos un cagon, yo les subo el brillo porque NO veo. We are not the same...
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not necessarily sexual conversation about sex is so fun to me, like, yeah, tell me about ur kinks, its interesting af
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Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no
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i’m so shy that playing multiplayer games with strangers gives me heart palpitations
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can not believe no one has made robert pattinson do gay for pay yet. he'd look at a cock with an expression of such unabashed lust it would probably put most porn to shame
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Sometimes i say shit people find really funny without me meaning to be funny and it always feels like this
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crazy how the fbi agent in your phone knows limited edition knowledge about your ocs yet doesn’t bother drawing fanart or writing fanfiction . like wow.
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changed my dads name to john pork on my phone so whenever he messages me i dont get sad because thats actually john pork
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One thing I’ll hand to AI is that I’ve gotten so used to AI slop that now when I see bad art made by a human I think it is cute and endearing
































