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A former Captain for House Salvation, Itaris chose to run from punishment rather than face his Kell when his entire crew were slaughtered by Guardians on Europa. -->
The former captain scoffed. "Herpiks? No, even I have more dignity than that."
He didn't miss the way she said 'not yet' and it casued him to grin. "I would advice not shooting at me at all. I'm like a weed with a temper, notoriously hard to kill with anger issues as a bonus."
Looking around the Cosmodrome,Itaris sighed in annoyance. Seems like a bunch of Guardians had torn through the area recently and left a trail of death and ruin in their wake. He clenched a fist. Shaw Han would know his anger.
Itaris growled as he saw Nuro with the pike.
"Oi! That's MY pike!"
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"Naturally," Itaris muttered as he continued to strip the warsat for components. "I'll sell this all back to a questionable vanguard operative who will claim to have killed me to retrieve it. They get hailed a hero, I get paid and you get your stuff back."
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"What was that, Warmind? I couldn't hear you over the sounds of me looting this warsat," the Captain chuckled deviously.
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"Of course. What do you take me for? An uncultured swine? Although, if you desire fish fingers, I will have to charge extra."
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|| ...... I leave you guys alone for like 5 minutes and suddenly the bird is gone and replaced with a letter? This is why we can't have nice things.....
"Well, aren't you compliant?" He chuckled. "I like that."
He admired them as they took off their helmet, one of his hands reaching up to lightly run a claw over their cheek without breaking the skin.
The urge to bite was almost overwhelming. "Like a delectable little snack."
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Itaris chuckled. It was a gritty sound laced with the grunts and clicks of his native tongue.
"True enough. In my experience, Psions know when a situation is too spicy for them to handle.."
He listened to them for a moment before chuckling again. +
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They branded me a coward and made an example out of me."
He gave a flamboyant bow to them. "I am Former Captain Itaris, The Coward."
Turning back to his bench, Itaris picked up a vial of light blue liquid and swirled it around. +
"I'm not completely uncivilized," the former Captain chittered. "I may act like a beast but my mind is still in tact. The enzymes I usually use are pepsin, phosphorylase kinase and glycogen phosphorylase."
He suddenly gave them a serious look. "Chemistry is a hobby of mine."
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