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Tire shops always try to scam me by wanting me to come in and rotate my tires? You dummies they rotate every time I drive!
Hi I’m Cheese and this is my level of humour.
When will @TrainsInfo spill the beans on their top secret line east of Waterfall!? Featuring such destinations as ‘Stop’ ‘Interchange (x2)’ and ‘End of line’! This enigma of a line appears on all maps, yet is not accessible in any way! We want answers! You cant hide from me! 🧐
Someone should start a book club type thing but for food. Like every week you’d meet up at a different diner or restaurant. Enjoy the food then discuss it after.
Today I saw a car swerve around a pothole that turned out to just be the shadow of a streetlight.
And that concludes the list of interesting things I saw today.
So did anyone else just not get the all hyped up aus alert? Was waiting with bates breath at 2pm and nothing! D:
As an Australian, I always look forward to the 4th of July. Purely because thats the day some people get together to yeet cars off of a cliff in Alaska, and I just think thats beautiful.
I dont think ive ever been in a taxi that hasnt had its engine light on. I mean they always work perfectly so do they just come from factory like that?
Just saw a post where a user complained about all the cut/paste ai replies to tweets now, and all the comments are cut/paste ai replies agreeing with him. This may be the cursed timeline but dang if it ain’t funny!
Something amazing happened during work today! Something I never thought id experience, something I’ve only ever seen happen in movies! During one of my deliveries in the heart of the city I found parking right out front of the place I was going to! No I don’t believe it either!!!
I know Australia has some confusing ass parking signs, but I saw one today which read: ‘No Parking’ ‘Motor vehicles excepted’. Like damn I was gonna park my airship here thanks for the heads up.
(Example pic from google)
“He’s a nice guy, but a bit of a weirdo” - my mechanic taking about me not realising I had a dashcam lmao.
Decided to walk around the Kurnell headlands today, and boy if there was ever a point in real life where it felt like I was at the edge of the map this was it! The further I walked the stronger the wind became. Then the sand picked up and I physically couldn’t walk any further!
Love the state of Google’s AI responses that are pretty much: ‘Hey can I do xyz?’…
AI: ‘Yes you absolutely can do xyz, as long as you never do xyz! 😊’
