@45mx
Joined January 2011
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When animals get stuck
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Don't ask me how I worked this out, but an anagram of Kate Middleton is 'naked tit model'...that's genius
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#addwankingtoafilmtitle Nine 1/2 weeks wanking
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#addwankingtoafilmtitle Wanking the day after tomorrow
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Absolutely the worst way to go xitter.cf/rsmithTP/status/236158… (via @rsmithTP)
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“@rguettler: Never give up. instagr.am/p/OPD3uhsc9u/” That's awesome !!
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@45mx: It's just like the real London, a massive sodding traffic jam! #closingceremony
When animals get stuck...
Bolt near the finish...
So true...
Can’t work out bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
Do they sterilise the needles used for lethal injection?
Just found out I'm colour blind. That came like a bolt from the orange.
I recently split up with a cross-eyed woman, I think she may have been seeing somebody else.
If women aren't supposed to cook why do they have eggs and milk inside them?
Finally got round to booking a table for valentines day. Don't know if it'll go well, the misses is shit at snooker.
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