@45gotFAT

I like to sit at home with my cats

 Happy Valley, OR
Joined August 2013
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Solid UUU to start your Friday
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75 in Portland today
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‘Mornin
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I remember about 4 weeks ago when the Rams had a Super Team
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I’m all about preventing gun violence but thank god for that civilian who had one yesterday
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#RIP @Ghostcast
2 Minute Drill@TwoMinuteDrill0Oct 14
Think you can coach a game better than an NFL Head Coach? Prove it with my new app. Nfl2mindrill.com
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I’m all set on health updates regarding the pope thanks
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Figures the Robots are taking all our jobs in the next five years and I worked right up to it
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The friend that busts out the cigs after a few drinks.
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People will pile on Herbert about all his turnovers but don’t forget he also recovered his own fumble
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Dike Mitka
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When you show up to a party and discover it's an intervention for you.
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Bet you didn’t need to spit on that
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@diabolicalpreeOct 6
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It really doesn’t matter “who”gave you that crummy cold women. Are you seeking some type of retribution?
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NFL cameras accidentally showed Kelvin Sheppard’s play sheet from last nights game
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Ben Johnson watching Campbell
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That look when you hire a clone to run your football team
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Well this is great, Commanders emergency QB still wayyyy better than Dan Jones :(
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VRBO ad where teenage daughter claims “The Hot Tubs Busted!?!?” is brilliant
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Never seen this @Browns resurgence happening after their week 1 but big credit to Monken
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