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Putting in your two weeks is lowkey a scam

Welp, my first day at my new job is the 27th And I’m fully remote Plaintiff side Woo

Soooo, Friday was good. I was offered a job. A job with very nice money. And very nice benefits. But I feel like I am gonna throw up, what do.

I have something exciting happening Friday, that would be very the nice for me if I got it. I pray to the JuJu gods

LMFAO BALRIGHT

Why in the fuck are tires so goddamn expensive.

Growing up is weird—when I was 12, I never thought I would make it past 16. There was no part of me that ever considered what I would do when I was an adult. My depression was always pretty terrible so to be here almost 30 a homeowner more than my mother made me feel It’s insane

Be honest Is the bed big enough for her?

New house Can’t have all that space alone So meet Layla 🥰

I’m gonna be in my new house in less than a week 🥹

No like, why does this happen all the time LMFAO

MY CLOSING DATE IS THE 13th AHHHHHHH

Alan Grant died 😭😭😭 My dino man RIP Sam Neill

I put the earnest money down I got my prequal letter I got my paperworked signed Ya bitch is closing on her house next month

MY OFFER WAS ACCEPTED

I made an offer on a house today PRAY FOR ME

I found a house I love, I’m sad, will it go off market before I’m ready…. I’ll cry

Been writing a book for awhile and I just made myself cry writing a death scene LMFAO

Getting added to a family group chat where they’re bitching about my grandmother leaving my grandfather is NOT the stress I signed up for today ‘Doodle weigh in on this as a lawyer’ ‘Doodle what do you think’ DOODLE WANTS YOU TO LEAVE HER ALONE LET HER OUT