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Environmental lawyer Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. stops his car on Interstate 684 in New York State while traveling with his children and cuts the penis off a road-killed raccoon.
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Macaroni and Cheese that came with "Ocean Blue colored Cheese Sauce" was quite the limited-edition product that was released in 2002, and due to flickr existing, I was able to find a 3-photo-archive of someone actually eating that for Dinner!
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In tonight’s South Park episode, “Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants,” the boys beat up a Loony Toons version of Osama Bin Laden.
This is the first scripted television show to have a plot that directly addresses the September 11 attacks.
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56 year old Texas assistant district attorney Bill Conradt Jr. commits suicide while surrounded by Dateline NBC’s camera crew.
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how much could you actually trust a guy who was lucky enough to be born in highland park but ended up at OU?
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.@GregAbbott_TX Every time I hear your name, I pick this up, I hold it for a while. Greg, I hear it crack sometimes. What do you think I’m going to do when it breaks someday
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BREAKING: Leaked audio captures a call between Vivek and his campaign staff discussing the election results
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Congrats to James Talarico, man. I met him in a mental health facility a few weeks back and we became fast friends. Super inspiring to see what you’ve done
White House Bunny Rabbit Has Nothing to Say About Midterms, Plenty to Eat tmz.me/4AwALKz
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I applied to Hinojosa’s ad team but apparently “Loser has to go down a regular flight of stairs” isn’t a good rallying cry
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Have your pronouns ready by tomorrow morning @JoeRogan
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Florida’s next governor on Splash Mountain
Decision Desk HQ projects Byron Donalds wins the FL Governor General Election
#DecisionMade: 8:28 PM EST
Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Beginning tomorrow in Texas, gender will be on every corner, Sharia law will be imposed at the workplace, children will be randomly selected for mandatory transition, and everyone will be forced to smoke weed. Welcome to Texas 2.
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Replying to @SOPROSOCIAL
In 2026, being gay is considerably more socially acceptable than being in love with Elizabeth Holmes.
If I were gay, I'd lean all the way in.
































