Needs to stretch

Joined June 2011
Replying to @rodimusprime
David David Spice vs Sweet Pumpkins Potatoes
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Unrelated, which region of the country gave us “snot box”? Feels very east coast. underrated insult . Right up there with “soup coolers”
Funk Flex got rocked in his snot box at the Knicks game.
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.@joshhart with the cleanest braids in the league 🔥
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Lick James
I Can't Find a Suitable Name For Him…
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It’s 2026 and LeBron, KD and Steph still hooping… God is good!
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Back shots for everybody!
Haven't seen Aaron Rodgers get blindsided that hard since his fiancée asked him for a Hall Pass!
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“I live my life a quarter gallon at a time.”
“Hop in. I gotta go save my family.” “Dom, gas is $6.47 a gallon!”
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Keith retweeted
Before long, @halleberry gonna be the only berry that’s good for us smh
JUST IN: Blackberries, blueberries, strawberries, and raspberries recalled nationwide due to E. coli poisoning
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The bassist played with Prince. The drummer played with D'Angelo. The guitarist is one of the best young blues players alive. Together they're Atomic Habitz, and here they are covering "Be Thankful for What You Got" at Newport Jazz, 2026.
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The most requested Kellyoke EVER!! 'Golden' from KPop Demon Hunters 💛
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Dip N Dots will be, are and always have been TRASH
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Hartford, CT - 8/28-29 Charlotte, NC - 9/6 Pittsfield, MA - 9/12 Tix in bio - get em and/or tell your friends/fam in the areas
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if spiderman lived in a town without buildings he’s so cooked
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Pat McAfee came into Stephen A’s trap and took it over.
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Tom Glynn-Carney should play Palpatine in a Darth Sidious prequel. #HOTD
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End of an era
Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end. You had to be there. And now it’s over.
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“Chef” is a deep cut!!!
My wife @saydatagain wins this. She said "Happy."
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that era of coach who started as players from the nba’s true fighting days really was great.
Don Nelson was a legend. Never forget him cooking Karl Malone
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Hey man this dude who plays Aegon has been giving us ACTING this season. Truly an amazing performance. #DemThrones
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…and never use turn signals.
People that sweat over the equipment at the gym but don’t wipe are the same people who just leave grocery carts wherever they feel like it.
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