copywriter + comedian

brooklyn
Joined December 2012
read some bell hooks i been actin different ever since
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Rick Ross tells the media he is innocent as he walks out of jail after being arrested on domestic violence charges, including felony battery by strangulation. “I’m totally innocent of these fabricated allegations made against me. I’ll be in Dubai tomorrow, Paris Saturday, and I plan on having a bowl of rigatoni with heavy marinara Sunday. I repeat, heavy marinara.” (Via @fox_sheldon)
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lunar eclipse on my bday.. #whatdatmean
HEADS UP! 🌖🔴 This week a LUNAR ECLIPSE will be visible across the United States Thursday evening into early Friday morning! 96% of the Moon’s visible disk will slip into Earth’s shadow. So close to totality that most of it will have a red tint while only a thin bright sliver remains. Peak Viewing Times Eastern: 12:13 AM (Friday) Central: 11:13 PM (Thursday) Mountain: 10:13 PM (Thursday) Pacific: 9:13 PM (Thursday) Only wild card of course will be your local weather, hope for the best! This should be one of the best lunar eclipses visible from the Unites States until the next total lunar eclipse in December 2028. Enjoy and get those cameras ready! - Matt Devitt Weather
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This is the releast shit I ever heard oh my god
Different gravy man, imagine Slot trying this shit 😭
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+ cinematography, literature, culinary arts, photography. Art is a spectrum I overly appreciate
I love clothes, music, architecture, art, design. Creativity make the world go round
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Scripts. Get em while you can.
2026 Writers Guild Awards Nominated Screenplays: Black Bag, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You, Marty Supreme, Sinners, Weapons, Bugonia, Frankenstein, Hamnet, Train Dreams. Download 'em. Read 'em. Study 'em. patreon.com/posts/149586306 #movies #screenwriting
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silly idea i had
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Probably the most sound argument I’ve seen for a Ryan Coogler Best Director win. Didn’t even realize Sinners basically got every single Oscar nomination it possibly could’ve.
I’m tweeting for the first time in many months to share a piece I’ve written about the problematic history of the Oscars recognizing Black directors. Please share this one far and wide—it’s an important convo that’s been absent from the Oscars discourse. rogerebert.com/festivals/why…
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Damn i’m on my happy shit Oops i smile again Damn i’m on my optimistic shit Joy within! Damn we smiling hella deep I feel like the sun!
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H&R BLOCKBOY
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I WROTE ON THE #NBAPlayoffs PLAYOFFS CAMPAIGN LIVE ON TV ACROSS THE COUNTRY CAN I GET A HELL YEAH 🗣️
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Moe I got tears in me eyes. They treating this nigga like Michael Jackson 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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i be rsvping "maybe" on the partiful invite just to see who all going 🙈
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The Recession™️ is here
Matthew McConaughey in 15 different Super Bowl commercials and zero movies
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superbowl commercials should have ZERO dialogue. you watch them in a loud, crowded environment (unless u have no friends) and no one hears the payoff. only spots i remember are: mayonaisse moaning. beluga whale with iphone. seals with mountain dew. and jesus. big up jesus.
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the kansas city whites gon be outside patrick mahomes’ house with them tiki torches in 30minutes 🤣
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nike women’s sports ad narrated by doechii oh my god this is so good xitter.cf/Nike/status/1888754373…
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men go to therapy and learn nothing but new words 😭
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rocking the fro is all fun and games til you run into #unc
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