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Joined May 2017
Can any of the gay retarded faggots who like to shit talk $Glas everyday give me an economic case as what you think the correct valuation should be? All I hear is a bunch of emotional pussies who are clearly jealous.
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Eric Thomson retweeted
Good morning I fucking hate this.
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National Championship Predictions FBS: Notre Dame over Oregon FCS: South Dakota State over Rhode Island D2: Kutztown over Minnesota State D3: Mount Union over Wisconsin-WhiteWater NAIA: College of Idaho over Benedictine (KS)
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Willing to debate any of you butthurt permabear pussies. But instead they all block and name call (I would never ad hominem)
Replying to @gnoble79 @elonmusk
They print ~$6B a year a FCF and have a net cash balance sheet . Their cost of capital is 0 and you sound retarded
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S/O @Fidelity for not tendering my $DXLG shares today. Spent 1 hour on the phone and dealt with 4 complete retards. The Zodiac Offer is active until 5pm est 6/22 (today). If my shares aren’t tendered by EOD I’m suing cc @SECGov
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Is $DXLG C suite trying to bankrupt the company?!?!? 12 straight quarters of negative SSS comps and these retards are bragging about a -5% number!?!?!? Not only that they keep throwing money into “improving” the stores, while running massively FCF negative?!??!?
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The cherry on top is backing out of the Full Beauty deal after spending $1.2m of fees in the quarter . This is a gross breach of Fiduciary duty for a $37M market cap company. I’m tendering my shares and would encourage all other $DXLG shareholders to do so too!
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Why don’t antinatalists shame retards into not procreating? Society is unquestionably degraded by low IQ people. They sow the seeds of chaos everywhere they go (and are blissfully unaware)
The guy decided not to have kids because he needed more spare time. His wife carried their dog in a baby backpack and almost killed herself when it died.
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Remembering Iryna Zarutska goes against this city’s “values,” because she was murdered for being white, and that’s justified, according to their values.
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Afroman 2028 let’s break the whole system and expose all the useless retards!!!
This is 10x more impressive than Babe Ruth calling his shot in a baseball game
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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Insane the amount of rage bait this post generated. I’m convinced society hates weed because it makes you introspective and we’re collectively too sensitive to handle the truth
BREAKING🚨: Research finds NO evidence of long term cognitive decline linked to cannabis
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Eric Thomson retweeted
we are so cooked
we're making @blocks smaller today. here's my note to the company. #### today we're making one of the hardest decisions in the history of our company: we're reducing our organization by nearly half, from over 10,000 people to just under 6,000. that means over 4,000 of you are being asked to leave or entering into consultation. i'll be straight about what's happening, why, and what it means for everyone. first off, if you're one of the people affected, you'll receive your salary for 20 weeks + 1 week per year of tenure, equity vested through the end of may, 6 months of health care, your corporate devices, and $5,000 to put toward whatever you need to help you in this transition (if you’re outside the U.S. you’ll receive similar support but exact details are going to vary based on local requirements). i want you to know that before anything else. everyone will be notified today, whether you're being asked to leave, entering consultation, or asked to stay. we're not making this decision because we're in trouble. our business is strong. gross profit continues to grow, we continue to serve more and more customers, and profitability is improving. but something has changed. we're already seeing that the intelligence tools we’re creating and using, paired with smaller and flatter teams, are enabling a new way of working which fundamentally changes what it means to build and run a company. and that's accelerating rapidly. i had two options: cut gradually over months or years as this shift plays out, or be honest about where we are and act on it now. i chose the latter. repeated rounds of cuts are destructive to morale, to focus, and to the trust that customers and shareholders place in our ability to lead. i'd rather take a hard, clear action now and build from a position we believe in than manage a slow reduction of people toward the same outcome. a smaller company also gives us the space to grow our business the right way, on our own terms, instead of constantly reacting to market pressures. a decision at this scale carries risk. but so does standing still. we've done a full review to determine the roles and people we require to reliably grow the business from here, and we've pressure-tested those decisions from multiple angles. i accept that we may have gotten some of them wrong, and we've built in flexibility to account for that, and do the right thing for our customers. we're not going to just disappear people from slack and email and pretend they were never here. communication channels will stay open through thursday evening (pacific) so everyone can say goodbye properly, and share whatever you wish. i'll also be hosting a live video session to thank everyone at 3:35pm pacific. i know doing it this way might feel awkward. i'd rather it feel awkward and human than efficient and cold. to those of you leaving…i’m grateful for you, and i’m sorry to put you through this. you built what this company is today. that's a fact that i'll honor forever. this decision is not a reflection of what you contributed. you will be a great contributor to any organization going forward. to those staying…i made this decision, and i'll own it. what i'm asking of you is to build with me. we're going to build this company with intelligence at the core of everything we do. how we work, how we create, how we serve our customers. our customers will feel this shift too, and we're going to help them navigate it: towards a future where they can build their own features directly, composed of our capabilities and served through our interfaces. that's what i'm focused on now. expect a note from me tomorrow. jack
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This made me lol. Definitely true, but he’s still worth reading/following. Potentially on my Mount Rushmore of financial thinkers
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Are there any remaining $DXLG shareholders out there? Just went over the full beauty merger. They’re basically paying 6.5X EBITDA for another gross retail shitco, that comes with ~$18m/year in interest expense. All this to save $25m/year in “synergies”
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Leaning towards management being incompetent retards at this point (maybe scumbags too) disc long $DXLG (for now)
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🚨 MUST WATCH: You could not have found a more incompetent group of corrupt morons who are leading the investigation into the shooting at Brown University: - Brown's head of campus security was fired from his last job for not having the proper credentials. - Brown's President may have removed security cameras from the campus at the behest of Palestinian activists. - Providence's City Council Chief of Staff is a "genderless bisexual" who was arrested for protesting at Trump tower. - Columbia-born Providence police chief has a nephew who ran one of the largest fentanyl rings on the east coast.
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This is honestly prison. I’ve never seen a shadier sequence in my life. Prison for Pete Carroll and that ref
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Eric Langan has been a tremendous steward of capital and should remain CEO of $RICK for as long as he’s willing and able dis. long $RICK
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Confirmed he was jelly (and a coward)
Replying to @eliweisss
Handsome I know, you jelly baldy?
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