@3rd_String

AΦA. Fall 2k10. I tell dad jokes.

 Dallas, TX
Joined December 2010
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After that playoff performance he turned down 200 MILLION FULLY GUARANTEED??????????
Shams Charania
@ShamsCharania
3h
All-NBA center Jalen Duren is not attending Detroit Pistons media day Monday nor the start of training camp, declining the team’s five-year, $200 million fully guaranteed offer in restricted free agency so far, sources tell ESPN. The sides remain at a stalemate ahead of Thursday deadline on a one-year, $9.6 million qualifying offer.
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Even if it wasn’t harming the environment… it’s no way yall are genuinely entertained by this shit 😭😭
k a r y.
@itsKARY_
Sep 25
Send this to the Facebook mamas. Starting with mine 😭
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And I'm in a 3% fixed FHA because Biden-Harris made a tweak to debt burden calculations so I could finally refi from a subprime to an FHA. The upgrade lowered my monthly mortgage by $1K... ... and I voted accordingly.
Nostra, House of Gold
@Nostre_damus
Sep 26
“I don’t do politics” well now you're doing 7.5% mortgage rates
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SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTL
Sep 27
Lil Wayne turns 44 years old today! Lil Wayne told Jay Z “Your like 44.. i got a 44… Im 24, I can murk you & come home when Im 44”
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Not So.@notsoplainjane2
3h
Some people are just losers. 😂
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This is literally the day I heard of her. And wish I havent lol
judy hilarious@sagebeatlove_
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Kanye interrupting Taylor at the VMAs is proof that you can be right AND wrong at the same time. Because he WAS right, but he was also very much wrong. And we’ve suffered the consequences of that interruption every single day since.
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Kanye interrupting Taylor at the VMAs is proof that you can be right AND wrong at the same time. Because he WAS right, but he was also very much wrong. And we’ve suffered the consequences of that interruption every single day since.
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Jah 🎭
@KyleMcCordMuse
14h
He should of stayed home with his family
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😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥
Landon Thomas@sixfivelando
12h
Gabby Williams: “I heard Too Short was in the building, I couldn’t lose in front of Too Short. So only one thing, what’s my fav word?!?” Crowd: B*tchhhhhh OMG 😂😂😂
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Replying to @BurnaGirlMo
And beat his ass in the process 😂😂😂
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Said the rams was going undefeated 😂
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GhettoGronk
@ghetto_gronk
16h
Cowboys: "We're America's team!" Lamar Jackson:
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goma
@soigomaa
Sep 26
PETA is strangely missing from this conversation
TVP
@Theveripost
Sep 26
TEXAS FARMER SAYS EVERY SINGLE CALF BORN ON HIS FARM SINCE A DATA CENTER WAS CONSTRUCTED NEXT TO IT HAS BEEN STILLBORN.
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Dennis kidnapped him 😂😂😂
Pure Sitcoms
@PureSitcoms
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I could’ve sworn this man kidnapped Dennis. Whole time, that man was minding his business and Dennis just showed the fuck up. 😭
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FOX Sports: MLB
@MLBONFOX
17h
The 2026 MLB leader in strikeouts AND ERA 🔥 Incredible season for @Brewers ace Jacob Misiorowski!
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The refs ASS
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Alot of upsets this weekend
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Damn they stopped Henry
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Breanna Stewart: big time player 🔥 The New York Liberty take Game 1 vs. the 1-seed Minnesota Lynx behind Stewie's monster game 😤
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Shit the commanders did it
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