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Linus Torvalds, the creator of git and linux(arguably the most two important pieces of software ever created) has called NOT using AI "Utterly Stupid"..
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Yay!!!! My choices are:
R-Hates White people, openly worships Israel, secretly gay, replacing me legally with the third world.
D-Hates White people, secretly worships Israel, openly gay, replacing me illegally with the third world.
Yeah, I'm sitting this out. Fuck em both.
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my life is pretty much perfect outside of not being able to dunk a basketball & absolutely hating my job
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hey fable nice job on the jacobian conjecture now could you please use the doordash cli to order me popeyes 5-piece chicken tenders
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IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING… PROUD TO BE A GOONER #COYG
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my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online
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Goyslop?
Epstein files?
Rents 50% of your income?
A revolution?
Dude relax. we have bread and circus at 7pm
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I still can't get over the situation in Minnesota.
They fucking imported 100,000 Somali's.
Nobody in the fucking government questioned it.
They put them all on SNAP and Welfare.
Nobody in the fucking government stopped it.
They gave them fake fucking daycare centers.
Nobody in the fucking government verified it.
They gave Ilhan Omar $30 Million of my dollars.
Nobody in the government fucking investigated it.
They created no-go zones in the United States.
Nobody in the government did a fucking thing.
The same fucking government won't pass the SAVE Act to protect our elections.
The same fucking government that Insider Trades and gets rich without term limits.
Fuck your white neighborhoods.
Fuck your voter ID laws.
Fuck your tax dollars.
Fuck your security.
Fuck your safety.
Fuck your nuclear family that could own a home, two cars, raise 3 kids, live on a single income, and have a stay at home mother.
They fucking took that from you and gave it to 3rd world retards.
This government fucking robbed us.
This government fucking hates us.
Who exactly are you fucking working for?
Because it clearly isn't working for me.
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as a reminder: humans cannot generate books. They cannot create books. They cannot find new books. The human can only mix words that have already been found and written and input into dictionaries by publishers.
actually fucking hilarious
So proud to be a New Yorker! The American dream continues!
Congrats, Mayor @ZohranKMamdani 🇺🇸🗽🌊



























