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father | wormhole traffic controller

God & I
Joined July 2015
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brandon retweeted
Linus Torvalds, the creator of git and linux(arguably the most two important pieces of software ever created) has called NOT using AI "Utterly Stupid"..
Artists> AI sucks Musicians> AI sucks Coders> AI sucks Writers> AI sucks Managers> AI sucks Researchers> AI sucks Guy that can’t do any of these things> “OMG THIS IS THE BEST TOOL EVER!”
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brandon retweeted
Yay!!!! My choices are: R-Hates White people, openly worships Israel, secretly gay, replacing me legally with the third world. D-Hates White people, secretly worships Israel, openly gay, replacing me illegally with the third world. Yeah, I'm sitting this out. Fuck em both.
Today is the moment! VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! America needs you. Your family needs you. Our country is worth saving. IF WE SHOW UP WE WIN!
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SWEATY SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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brandon retweeted
ask ur doctor if going beast mode is right for u
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my life is pretty much perfect outside of not being able to dunk a basketball & absolutely hating my job
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brandon retweeted
hey fable nice job on the jacobian conjecture now could you please use the doordash cli to order me popeyes 5-piece chicken tenders
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Call her AI the way she’s giving me slop
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IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING… PROUD TO BE A GOONER #COYG
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my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online
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brandon retweeted
I need a GitHub too! Is it like that or nah?
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Ummm…pretty sure you can tho…
i dont know which of you needs to hear this, but you cant change the outcome of the situation by monitoring it
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false advertisement
Coding an app is the new starting a podcast.
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communism won’t only look good on paper
All jobs will be optional. There will be universal high income.
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brandon retweeted
I decided to mess around with linux and I considered using Arch but then remembered this image existed so I ruled it out
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Replying to @disclosetv
"Claude...capture Nicolas Maduro. Make no mistakes."
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Goyslop? Epstein files? Rents 50% of your income? A revolution? Dude relax. we have bread and circus at 7pm
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I still can't get over the situation in Minnesota. They fucking imported 100,000 Somali's. Nobody in the fucking government questioned it. They put them all on SNAP and Welfare. Nobody in the fucking government stopped it. They gave them fake fucking daycare centers. Nobody in the fucking government verified it. They gave Ilhan Omar $30 Million of my dollars. Nobody in the government fucking investigated it. They created no-go zones in the United States. Nobody in the government did a fucking thing. The same fucking government won't pass the SAVE Act to protect our elections. The same fucking government that Insider Trades and gets rich without term limits. Fuck your white neighborhoods. Fuck your voter ID laws. Fuck your tax dollars. Fuck your security. Fuck your safety. Fuck your nuclear family that could own a home, two cars, raise 3 kids, live on a single income, and have a stay at home mother. They fucking took that from you and gave it to 3rd world retards. This government fucking robbed us. This government fucking hates us. Who exactly are you fucking working for? Because it clearly isn't working for me.
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brandon retweeted
as a reminder: humans cannot generate books. They cannot create books. They cannot find new books. The human can only mix words that have already been found and written and input into dictionaries by publishers.
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actually fucking hilarious
So proud to be a New Yorker! The American dream continues! Congrats, Mayor @ZohranKMamdani 🇺🇸🗽🌊
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