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A thread on "zero risk" farming: Since 2024 is the year on airdrops, I wanted to share some alpha with you guys. In this thread I will share a strategy how you can participate in the TIA airdrop while being delta-neutral. You'll get yield on the staked tokens AND on your hedge.
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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Minuto 1:40 “Los goles pasan y los trofeos acaban en museos, pero si un gol mío alguna vez te puso feliz, hizo que abrazaras a alguien o que olvidaras tus problemas… entonces todo valió la pena". 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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How do you guys come up with this stuff?? 😭
el ibuprofeno viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro
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i hate when people are funnier than me LFMOSSOOSSO
Gaga's baby at 3am wanting milk:
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When I raise my hand to answer but the teacher says "i know you know it let other try"
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This robot scores the free kick. And then hits the SIUUUU!
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the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal
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Yo @polymarket banger idea make a market predicting the ethnicity of Bonnie Blue’s kid I can almost guarantee there are no insiders
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genetics
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Remember that if they are: Bigger than you = roids Richer than you = daddy's money Smarter than you = nerds Look better = gay Never stop the cope
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“Mundo aberto é confirmado no EA FC 27” Meu jogador 1 dia antes da final da Champions:
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Banter aside this is getting out of hand. You can dislike the guy but it doesn’t make sense to start lying about his stats. Messi also led in most penalties missed
🚨📊 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: The only stat Messi leads in at the 2026 World Cup is possession lost per game (19.4). ✨ 🇦🇷
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i've seen it all but ronaldo creating his own country to take down messi is a whole new level of crazy.
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Brother is on a mission to repopulate the earth 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Phil Foden has three children with his partner Rebecca Cooke, not eight. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Foden the-sun.com/sport/11652018…
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‘You’re not even Portuguese’ Me at my house:
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I’ve never in my 20 years of watching football see a player with zero G/A win a MOTM award over a player who just scored two goals and a player who made two assists and kept a clean sheet. This is new unseen unmatched levels of PR.
🚨🇪🇸 OFFICIAL: Lamine Yamal has won FIFA Man of the Match Award for Spain-Austria.
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“No sé cómo las mujeres creen en el horóscopo, qué ilusas son” Yo leyendo que el chamán Nana Kwaku Bonsam dice que eliminarán a Argentina
🗣️ Nana Kwaku Bonsam (el que le tiro la maldición a Kane): “Cape Verde ELIMINARA a Argentina”
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mbappe preguntandole a dembele por qué metió un hat trick sin su permiso
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Según una teoría, Harry Potter lleva el número 7 en su camiseta de Quidditch para hacer referencia a que él es uno de los horrocruxes de Voldemort, pero la verdad es que J. K. Rowling aseguró que Potter lleva el número 7 en honor al mejor jugador de todos los tiempos: CRISTIANO RONALDO: EL BICHO SIUUU
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