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Why do I elevate weed far above alcohol? Simple. Stupid drunks fight all the time over nothing. Want an example of your average weed fight? Here you go. "Dude, you ate the last slice of pizza. You are a dick." Then they both laugh, burn another bowl, and order another pizza.
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Patriots in the Netherlands taking the shitty Palestinian flag down.
Throw it in the trash.
We all support this right? 😊
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The new Oceans 14 trailer just dropped 👀. George Clooney was surely the ringleader.
Memphis police arrested 13 people after catching them unloading more than $250,000 worth of stolen fried chicken from an 18-wheeler behind a motel. Officers also recovered guns, fentanyl and cocaine.
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Who else loves watching nature? Then you have come to the right place..we all just need a little love to get through the day..😊😉