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No Kryptonians, No Amazonians, No Martians

@313Lantern

you mad as hell, huh?🤣🤣🤣 . you block= I win, I block= I STILL win. I’M LITERALLY RAGEBAITING YOU, KEEP SCROLLING 🤣🤣🤣

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Over Under 402@402OverUnder2h
BAH GAWD IT CANT BE
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francis wolf@francis__wolfOct 28
hope you enjoy getting fired for absentmindedly taking your phone out of your pocket
Maya Shah (@mayamshahh) profile pictureMaya Shah
@mayamshahhOct 27
went to bucees for the first time and realized i’m doing life wrong
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Stacin Goins@LCyanceOct 28
When people can't eat and house themselves without you, you can treat them however
212 (@212mediaTV) profile picture212
@212mediaTVOct 28
Lil Yachty really made Karrahbooo get him another slice of pizza and then gave her the crust to throw away 💀
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Fucking cuck
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GUCCE
@gucceCUOct 27
Keke Palmer you have my heart😮‍💨
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Randy Savage@FlyManRanOct 27
Hov scammed all them niggas with that Tidal deal and now he’s headlining the “Apple Music” halftime show… you seriously can’t make this shit up! 🤣🤣🤣
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This picture of Darth Venn sent Twitter into a frenzy.
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So glad twitter don’t have a “ …… just viewed your profile” feature🤣🤣🤣
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CANCEL OR MOVE THE SHOW, IDIOT
Triple H (@TripleH) profile pictureTriple H
@TripleHOct 27
Strength in (even) numbers. Bron Breakker and Austin Theory defend the @WWE World Tag Team titles against Mr. MITB PENTA and Je’von Evans at #WWECrownJewel!
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Y’all remember when that gang beat the brakes off Eddie Winslow?! 😂😭 Lost his kicks too 🤣 I remember how heated Carl got. He was bout to say fuck that oath and slide for his 1st born
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Candidly Tiff
@tify330Oct 27
After Angie called out CBS, they deleted the video. The media continues to manipulate people, and somehow, people keep falling for it.
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NBACentral
@TheDunkCentralOct 26
Baron Davis says Jayson Tatum tried to stat-pad his way to Finals MVP and that Jaylen Brown winning the award crushed him “I saw it in the Finals when Brown was gonna get it. Jayson Tatum kept firing at the end of the last game. Everybody who’s played this game, and they mama, knows the series was wrapped up. They knew Jayson Tatum was trying to get that Finals MVP, man. That sh*t went to Jaylen Brown. That hurt that kid, man. That crushed him.” (Via @GilsArenaShow )
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Go goon off to Draft Kings, and keep y’all gambling addicted asses out my mentions
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Dumb ass nigga
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Meanwhile, he keeping up w/ 13 year olds
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James (@jamesxgov) profile pictureJames@jamesxgovOct 25
Replying to @MCKYMNDY
I ain’t watch shit
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You a whole bitch for turning off your replies too
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javan or yeading@YEADlNGOct 25
Because I’d rather choose someone who’s interested… not someone who wants power
Ava ☆ (@_avenya_) profile pictureAva ☆@_avenya_Oct 24
Men are so quick to give up these days The moment they ask you out and you say no, they’ve moved on. Why?
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UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨 (@dontasktolink) profile picture
UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨
@dontasktolinkOct 24
Some men have no crib no car no kids but have a job and still be broke.. what are you doing with ur money??????
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@BrooklynBoyBOct 24
Replying to @SammyF99
Angel Reese plays in Georgia and is IN THE FINALS… still not enough for him lol.... now that’s an old school bigot right there 😂😩😩😩
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@MAGAts_ExposedOct 23
Meet MAGAt Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite, a conservative blogger who built an entire online identity preaching fire-and-brimstone right-wing politics, obsessing over "traditional values," and loudly cheering on mass deportations. On Wednesday afternoon, the Butler County Jail in Ohio handed him the ultimate twist ending: he was booked and held on a federal immigration detainer for ICE. Turns out, the Ghanaian-Canadian national forgot that when you spend years begging the leopard to eat people's faces, the leopard doesn't check your blog stats before taking a bite. Enjoy the border enforcement, Sam!
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