@30secondnut

World Renound Alcohol Abuser, Ted 2 lover, back porch and your Mom/GF enjoyer. Chronic Dry Beater. Reformed liar. Oiling up.

Joined April 2021
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I can’t stand when someone gets a hit tweet and starts putting their other ones in the comments
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Kim Jong Un had one playthrough of MW4 and called it quits
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Captain America variant in Avengers Doomsday
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Sam Darnold son or Dak Prescott daughter
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Why do y’all talk to women like it’s a job interview just be retarded and hope it goes well
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Heard someone say long distance sextuationship yesterday i think it has to be a new word
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I have to bet on japanese pingpong to make up for Sam Darnold.
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I tried to use Sam Darnold’s email on draftkings and it was already registered @NFL
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Sam Darnold and Bo Nix when you have US currency on them
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I had to delete @duolingo because I got too sexually attracted to the bird
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Fingerblasting american sign language in her box
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It’s worse finding out that it’s not Friday today than hearing my grandpa died 16 years ago today.
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How many women have fishnets black makeup and cat ears in their amazon cart for halloween right now
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Congrats on revving your V6 camaro buddy i hope it fucking blows up
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Rewatching Iron Man wondering why a mechanism that jacks you off mid flight wasn’t installed
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Need a wedding date on Oct 23rd guy or girl i dont even care anymore
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Wine collection has hit 175 bottles time to speedrun drinking all of them by Friday.
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Josh Allen when i have united states currency on him that could have been sent to Israel
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I’m sorry Josh
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“Okay Rams give Kyren the ball 16 times but no more than 50 yards”
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