@30FFobia

25, ST 8HP E90, lover of cardboard, Sixers Fan

 Omaha, NE
Joined August 2022
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Kind of sucks my microwave can only make Popcorn, Potato, Beverage, or Timer
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seagull@whotookseagull21h
i dont think ive ever seen someone grip a bird like theyre about to huck a 102 mph 4 seam fastball. i didnt even think that was possible. im learning.
femme flicker ✩ ⋆ ˚｡𓅨⋆｡°✩@patchworkfemme23h
it’s not safe. take this
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genuinely ancient kirk from my hard drive. may 24th 2018
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jk@naniuiiOct 15
eles voltando quietinhos cansadinhos mds como eu amo
Nature Unedited
@NatureUneditedOct 14
Before and after the dog park
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Where the fuck has this basic journalism been for the past 10 fucking years
Headquarters
@HQNewsNow20h
Reporter: Do you believe that 5 deaths, potentially 6 from measles in Pennsylvania-- Staffer: We're not gonna talk about measles-- Reporter: He's the highest ranking health official in the country, he can answer that question. He's a Cabinet Secretary.
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Topps
@Topps1h
NEWS: For the first time in 19 years, Topps Stadium Club Basketball is back! We can't wait to show you more of the iconic imagery, autographs, inserts, and more in this year's release. Pre-order on October 20!
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The genius behind the 2026 brewers batting scandal
scoob@MostCrucified15h
everyone says the brewers are cheating and then they show dan vogelbach is our hitting coach. imagine dan vogelbach cooking up schemes
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He was on they ASS 😭
THUGGERDAILY ひ
@ThuggerDaily18h
Cops were pissed that Brian Steel immediately showed up while they were raiding Young Thug’s house in Atlanta 🙄🙄 “Great - his f******g lawyer is here”
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BLOCKIANA@beammeupblockiOct 14
Some foods jus funky af n triflin like who tf gets a chilli cheese hotdog…
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brandon*
@brndxix13h
ryan fitzpatrick almost cried when he saw the current state of nfl quarterbacking
Underdog NFL
@UnderdogNFL13h
Ryan Fitzpatrick on Bo Nix: “Bo Nix is not playing competitively. It’s almost disrespectful to the quarterback position how he’s playing football.”
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ْ@ChrisGotSniped19h
ْ@ChrisGotSniped20h
i wish i could meet u & make u feel better bra FUCK
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bro@scrungeonmaster15h
[trying to waive down the zookeeper at the aquarium] can my white ass get a sardine. i said can my white ass get a sardine
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Chanluh 🪐
@chxnluh21h
“Let’s go! I can’t wait for my 24-team CFB Playoff Banana Ball halftime show brought to you by Kalshi. Let’s send it over to McAfee and Kelce- NO WAY THEY TOOK THEIR SHIRTS OFF!!!”
Old Row Sports
@OldRowSports21h
BREAKING: ESPN announces the Savannah Bananas will play an exhibition game at halftime of the 2027 CFP National Championship Jason Kelce and Pat McAfee are slated to be on the call per ESPN’s Peter Thamel
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Thousands of people are rioting on the streets because of bald puppy
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eli@notGTGELI15h
I love when something happens in baseball and I get a notification on my watch of some dude
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bren@mikhaylust10h
teacher: today we are removing the first and last letter of our names kid named shit:
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victor wembanyama exposed as tall
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 15
WNBA transgender athlete discourse exposed as manufactured outrage, according to report awfulannouncing.com/wnba/wnb…

WNBA transgender athlete discourse exposed as manufactured outrage, according to report

Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham engulfed the WNBA in transgender discourse. A new report suggests the online panic was manufactured.

awfulannouncing.com
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Ja-hamon@hoodheresies078h
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has everyone lost their minds??
Max 📟
@MaxNordau23h
Tucker Carlson on watching b*stiality p*rnography: "If you look at p*rnography enough or b*stiality videos all day: after a while, like, it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it. I'm not into it personally, but it's not crazy."
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Sim@simuIantOct 14
have yall seen this
TMZ
@TMZ18 Jun 2018
#BREAKING: XXXtentacion Pronounced Dead tmz.me/A9DgVar

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