Looking for the conservative applications in the 301 area code. Yes, we know; G'luck with that.

Washington DC USA
Joined December 2008
Can’t remember what we’re doing here, but as the kids say, “whatever, right‽”
The 301 Account retweeted
Please people around the world vote for MISS FRANCE !🇫🇷 🙏🏼#MissUniverse #France
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The 301 Account retweeted
#MissUniverse #France 🇫🇷 #MissUniverse #France 🇫🇷 #MissUniverse #France 🇫🇷 YOU CAN DO IT!!!!! FRANCE🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
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D'oh! North America eliminated from #MissUniverse
The 301 Account retweeted
TRUMP: Ask yourself, who is really the friend of women & the LGBT community Donald Trump with his actions or Hillary Clinton with her words?
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The 301 Account retweeted
.@OrlandoPolice releases names of all the heroes who engaged in gunfire w/ Mateen. @FOX13News
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All y'all Maryland Republicans, please don't be as bad as them Virginians! xitter.cf/ianbremmer/status/7115…
Worth remembering how few Americans vote in primaries, even when there's "strong" turnout.
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Peeing pants with excitement. 😐#SuperTuesday
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The 301 Account retweeted
.@realDonaldTrump often invokes violence against opponents. Watch his history of it here. atfp.co/1L9wuCy
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The 301 Account retweeted
Why Southern evangelicals back Trump. @thedailybeast thedailybeast.com/articles/2…
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The 301 Account retweeted
Tim Pawlenty endorses Marco Rubio politi.co/1Q5oiA7 | AP Photo
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The 301 Account retweeted
Ben Carson really seems like a lovely guy, but it's really, really, really, really time to go.
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Watch this hilarious and cute moment between @marcorubio and his son on the campaign trail. amp.twimg.com/v/1d6b3e24-bb1…
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IOW: The art of making a big deal outta nothing. xitter.cf/bradthor/status/694927…
Replying to @BradThor
Well @BradThor, you can take @JebBush from his family, but you can't take his family heritage out of him. #GOPDebate
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10 to 1 @realDonaldTrump gets the last word tonight. xitter.cf/anncoulter/status/6294…
This is going to be a tough one for @realDonaldTrump. Northeastern Presbyterians do not talk out loud about their faith.
I'd like to to see that @tedcruz to keep on talking like that if'n he were to be president. xitter.cf/ksoltisanderson/status…
Cruz finally gets to Cruz (with a powerful personal story!) at the very end