@2source2furious

elon banned my other account cause hes a dipshit πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ i reallly like dead kennedys and severe torture

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Joined August 2026
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fell from the bottom πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ now im at the bottom πŸ”πŸ€‘πŸ’ΈπŸ’΅πŸ’΅
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 19,1960
P1 - ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS WANTS NANCY TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN KID: MY BABY COUSIN JUST SAID HIS FIRST WORD P2- NANCY IS FOLLOWING HIM TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN NANCY: WAS IT "PAPA" OR "MAMA" ? KID : NEITHER P3- KID: THIS IS A MODERN BABY P4- THEY ARE LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AT THE BABY BEING HELD BY HIS FATHER KID: HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK BABY: DADDY-O

ALT P1 - ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS WANTS NANCY TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN KID: MY BABY COUSIN JUST SAID HIS FIRST WORD P2- NANCY IS FOLLOWING HIM TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN NANCY: WAS IT "PAPA" OR "MAMA" ? KID : NEITHER P3- KID: THIS IS A MODERN BABY P4- THEY ARE LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AT THE BABY BEING HELD BY HIS FATHER KID: HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK BABY: DADDY-O

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The AC unit of carnage ( AEW JON MOXLEY STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #aew
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MAY@Mayfuel
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does every ethnicity that fought in ww2/korea have a mcarthur quote saying this about their soldiers
π•‚π•’π•“π•¦π•œπ•šπ•”π•™π•  π•π•šπ•”π•₯π•šπ•žπ•šπ•«π•–π••@RapedInShinjuku
Sep 22
Thinking about this quote because looking back his Philippines strategy was a spectacular failure that few talk about
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Click the human Bender
ShroomπŸ„πŸŽƒπŸ‚!!COMMS CLOESD!!@lunarboofshroom
Sep 25
Canon human designs that I will never forgive #solaropposites #futurama
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when the poop is delicious
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Quick thought today, keep your mouth shut. Don’t let anyone know your goals, they’ll use it against you. Go about your mission in silence. Do not show your work to fools until it’s complete.
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heidi@heytherenrds
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stoner beavis and butt-head
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While wiping my butt, my finger did not "Slip in". I put it there. Forcefully. It felt good and slimy.
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Holy shit key and peele's 2016 film Keanu mentioned
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New Norm robbed
ToonHive
@ToonHive
Sep 25
β€˜BoJack Horseman’ ranks at No. 44 on The New York Times’ list of the best TV shows of the century. It’s the only animated series on the list.
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This is what hyperpop sounds like to me
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zarberian@zarberiannnn
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i have zero mods installed and a nigga on elite smash just rolled up on me with flint lockwood
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i got a hate comment whose pfp looked like hitler so i went to check out his profile and one of his 21 followers is the author of all tomorrows
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>Saudi Arabia walking out of Netanyahu's speech
juche0071@juche0071
Sep 25
Bravo to the DPRK for walking out during Netanyahu's speech . No prizes for guessing that the puppet ROK stayed as did (apparently ) Russia , China and Venezuela
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You laugh, but in 35 years, your grandchildren will find that spoon at the back of a kitchen drawer when they clean out your house after you die and then toss it in the garbage
UNLIMITED GamesCage - Hype X Guy Z ULTRA
@GamesCage_
Sep 24
> $400 > No game included > Has a spoon
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Really pisses me off when I'm in a group call/VC and there's that one person who refuses to wait until they're alone to join, and forces everyone to hear their five roommates yelling over each other so nobody gets to communicate
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> grabbed one of the oneyplays shirts and wiped his nut on his least favorite collaborator
Jordan Jordan@j36867024
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Replying to @Grxit
@Grxit
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aielg 🦐@aielg_
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how it feels like when something you thought was going to go bad somehow turns out well
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hey are you going to explain how chris managed to travel forward in time to buy a pair of shoes 5 years in the future???
Anon Account@SpeakingOnOney
Sep 25
This is my experience with Chris O'Neill. I have been silent for far too long. Please click the link below for my full statement. docs.google.com/document/d/1… Thank you.
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