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@charureadssNov 4
women’s only want one thing and it’s the entire penguin classics collection
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Cyanide & Happiness@ExplosmOct 29
Every day is spooky with social anxiety.
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هـند
@handkooshOct 28
"إذا كنتَ مارًّا، لماذا رميتَ حجرًا في بركتي الهادئة؟"
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@llpoetryOct 28
شاركني أعمق نصّ أو إقتباس قرأته وأستوقفك:
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Alice Mills@millsalice144Oct 28
The word, bed, is shaped like a bed.
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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not for iron, which is ironic. Thank you.
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@HeartInProseOct 22
“𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘴, 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥.” — 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘕𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘻𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦
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shrugsius@shrugsius1Oct 15
when life gives you demons make demonade
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sharkbait@odegaardluvrOct 10
thank you lads
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they got all sorts of random bullshit in 17th century ayutthaya bruh
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The divorce rate is high because Men want the kind of marriages their father had, but women no longer tolerate what their mother endured 😭😹😹
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Seb Stafford-Bloor
@SebSBSep 13
I don’t understand how an error like that gets made, though. Everybody had the same “surely Enzo’s active?” response during the VAR review, except apparently the VAR.
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@mattyac_Sep 10
Prayer circle for the 49ers 2026 season: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 No Injuries 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯️
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2020 was 2020 days ago.
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Formula 1
@F1Jul 5
CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX!! 🤩 #F1 #BritishGP
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真弥@maya_pikapikaJun 21
ガンバレー！ニッポン🇯🇵💪🇯🇵！！
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Her favorite trees are weeping willows 🌳 ☁️✨
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ケリー
@kelly__photoJun 18
あじさいの森に迷い込んだみたい
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