Mocking religion, superstition, pseudoscience & conspiracy theorists. Transhumanist Sci/Tech Nerd & Dictionary Literalist (OED)

Somerset, England OoooArr
Joined January 2009
Recently more and more people seem to be taking me seriously on Twitter. I am occasionally serious and I understand that it might be difficult to tell so I'm going to use this as my pinned tweet from now on. Pedantic Sarcastic Former stand-up Comedian Handle with caution
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Types of "Free Palestine" activists : Cult leader: "Repeat after me: there is a Jew on campus" Cult followers : "There is a Jew on campus" Cult leader: "Let's create a human chain and push him out" Cult followers : "and push him out" Cult leader : "Oh, and where is that sushi that I ordered" Cult followers : "sushi that I ordered". Hysterical Crackheads : "Say Free Palestine three times!!!!! Say it!!!" Young Keffiyeh Karens : "Call an ambulance, I need to change a tampon! Old Keffiyeh Karens (singing) :" Stop genociiiiiiiiide... Free Palestiiiiiine" N*zis : "K*ll the Jews! R*pe the Jews!" Wannabe-Jews: "We are celebrating Shabat like all the Jews in Gaza! We are writing in Hebrew from left to right!" Toddlers in a tantrum: "You're hurting me! Put me down!" Where-I-am protester : "Does anyone know why are we against Israel? I wish I was more educated" Paid protesters : "OK, so, what are we chanting today?" Wannabe-r*pists: "Finally r*pe is justified!" Wannabe-terrorists: "Intifada intifada! Normalize massacre!" Wannabe-communists: "Comrades, did you all sleep well in your 5000 euro tents?" Queers for Palestine : "Allah loves transgenders! Look at me undressing for Palestine! I'm preparing to perform in Gaza!" Did you notice who's missing from this list? Yes, you're right. Actual Palestinians. Or people who know anything about Middle East. Or people who actually care.
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It’s actually a lot worse than this. The Noble Faith defines itself via its existential Jew-hatred. Nothing is clearer and yet people refuse to believe their lying eyes.
It started long before 1948. Here's a handy list of massacres of Jews committed by Arabs.
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It started long before 1948. Here's a handy list of massacres of Jews committed by Arabs.
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I think the new BMW i3 (left) is ugly compared to its predecessor (right).
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Although I haven't been for quite a few years I would say I have attended this music venue more than all others combined. Thekla turns 40: Celebrations at iconic Bristol venue bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-br…
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Twenty-five men have been jailed for the r&pe, sexual abuse & trafficking of 8 girls in North Kirklees from 1999-2012 at Leeds Crown Court. I'm please to report the sentences are savage. Khurum Raziq, Heckmondwike - 22 years Nasar Hussain, from Dewsbury - 18 years Zafar Qayum, 44 from Dewsbury - 30 years Ansar  Qayum, 47 from Dewsbury -20 years Mohammed Jabbar Qayum, 43 from Dewsbury - 13 years Mohammed Imran Zada, 45 from Batley - 15 years Michael Birkenshaw, 37 from Wakefield - 8 years for rape.     Amran Mehrban, 40, from Batley - 13 years Sarkaut Yasen, 38 from Dewsbury- 15 years Mohammed Saleem Nasir, 48, from Dewsbury - 19 years     Irfan Khan, 37 from Batley -12 years and five years extended licence Omar Farooq Hussain, 39 from Batley - 18 years Sarfraz Hussain Riaz, 40, from Dewsbury -15 years Zafar Iqbal, 38 from Batley - 17 years    Nasar Iqbal, 38 from Batley - 10 years Mohammed Chothia, 47 from Batley -17 years   Bilal Patel, 42 from Leicester - 13 years Asif Ali, 53 from Batley - 24 years Mohammed Tauseef Hanif, 39 from Dewsbury nine & a half years Ali Shah, 38 from Dewsbury - 10 years Moshin Nadat, 38 from Heckmondwike - seven and a half years Safraz Miraf, 49, from Dewsbury - four and a half years Mohammed Nazam Nasser, 38 from Batley - seven and a half years for an offence of rape    Amir Ali Hussain, 45 from Batley - eight years Of course it's mainly white people. westyorkshire.police.uk/news…
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I've been working largely at home for 38 years as a freelance financial journalist, writer, broadcaster, and speaker. My motivation? The bills coming through the door. People who work hard in the office will work hard at home. Skivers will skive. Management needs to improve.
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If the Daily Mail was capable of journalism they would have figured this out
This is an inaccurate headline that will only fuel community concerns. The decision to cover the memorial was taken by park authorities, not the police. As the paper’s own article makes clear, it is a precaution Royal Parks have taken for a number of different events.
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Anti-Israel protesters chanting their support for the Houthis in Yemen The official Houthi slogan: "God Is the Greatest, Death to USA, Death to Israel, Curse Upon the Jews,Victory to Islam" They’ve been firing missiles at civilian ships for months 🇬🇧🇮🇱
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Dan Poulter was an ex junior dr of mine and literally brought in every policy that has destroyed the NHS He is joining the Labour Party so that post election he can be a medical advisor to the next Labour government. It worries me what advice he will give @Keir_Starmer if you want a passionately pro nhs doctor I'd be happy to advise. I've also spent my career trying to help the nhs not destroy it.
It’s fantastic to welcome Dr Dan Poulter MP to today’s changed Labour Party. It’s time to end the Conservative chaos, turn the page, and get Britain’s future back. I’m really pleased that Dan has decided to join us on this journey.
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I echo what @Brickcop said here. A big thank you to the cops who worked with me from South East South West and North West TSG along with cops from West Area, South Area and Central South BCUs who worked hard to keep people safe.
I know I sound like a broken record, but really top work from #PublicOrder Cops today. 👏 What you often don’t see are the calm conversations going on with many protesting who simply don’t agree with the presence of counter protestors. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Top work by all. 🫡 #ThinBlueLine 💯🚨
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11 years ago I picked up this “free” dog from the pound. He’s cost me over $20,000 in vet bills since then. Still not shot.
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Jim Shepard wrote a pandemic novel in 2019. “The experience of watching a catastrophe unfold right after you’ve worked as hard as you could to try and imagine what a catastrophe like that would look like, is a pretty surreal thing to go through.” bit.ly/49LT4xu
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While Chornobyl burned, EBR-ll proved meltdown proof reactors possible #chernobyl #nuclear #chornobyl #energy #cleanenergy #climatechange #fyp #greenscreen
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Professor Caroline Fohlin admits she hit a police officer on his head which prompted another officer to try to restrain her. You can’t hit a police officer on the head. She was physically restrained & arrested for getting physical with the police, not ‘peaceful protest’.
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