@2FlyB
Your mom's
Joined February 2010
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Gen X defined: Ages 45-61 Looks 35-40 Will 100% throw hands Doesn't care about your feelings Cusses a lot Will make you cry with words Great work ethic Pragmatic Zero tolerance for stupidity Skeptical of authority Doesn't trust anyone at 1st Extremely loyal friend Figures shit out Most likely your boss Works hard, plays hard No fear Sarcastic as fuck Still listens to the same music Knows lyrics to Rock, Rap & Country Proficient in analog & digital tech Self reliant Adaptable to any environment Just wants to be left alone
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If you’re a Muslim in America experiencing Islamophobia due to the anniversary of 9/11 today, just remember: Good. Go fuck yourself and get the fuck out of my country.
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ASU fans eat Snickers upside down to feel the veiny texture along their tongue.
A&M fans eat egg plants for tradition
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Strangle your three toddlers? Run over an ICE agent? Stab a kid at a track meet? Shoot a healthcare CEO? The Left will praise you. Get assassinated while bringing civil discourse to campuses? They’ll dance on your grave.
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Babe the new Texas meme dropped
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INSTEAD OF FLYING PLANES INTO BUILDINGS . THEY'RE WINNING ELECTIONS IN OUR COUNTRY
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Than you?
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Finding out that the 2017 Astros were the good guys after all
The Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring Tarik Skubal for outfielder Zyhir Hope, right-hander River Ryan and right-hander Brady Smith, sources tell ESPN.
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If you think women can run the world, look at how they run the WNBA first.
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Texas A&M in 1917 Texas A&M cancelled graduation ceremonies in 1917 so that the entire Class of 1917 could serve in World War I
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Garrett and Steve will be LIVE tonight at 8pET. Spread the word. – at Brooklyn, NY
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Please remember that Edwin J. Kyle, the namesake of Kyle Field, was born 150 yeas ago today, on July 22, 1876. After graduating from the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas in 1902, he served as the dean of its School of Agriculture from 1911-1944. He is credited with advocating the teaching of agriculture in public schools and established the Texas College of Forestry. In 1904, Edwin wanted to secure and develop an athletic field to promote the school's athletics. Texas A&M was unwilling to provide funds, so Kyle fenced off a section of the southwest corner of campus that had been assigned to him for agricultural use. Using $650 of his own money, he purchased a covered grandstand from the Bryan fairgrounds and built wooden bleachers to raise the seating capacity to 500 people. And that is what evolved, over time, into Kyle Field. Edwin Kyle died in 1963. Shown here: Reveille walks across Kyle Field as the Texas A&M band marches in the background at halftime of the 1956 game between Texas A&M and Villanova. The Aggies won.
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Never forget when Texas A&M went into Death Valley and took over 🔥 @AggieFootball | #SECNTakeover
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Black people hoping and praying that Nolan Wells was killed by his white friends is one of the most insane things that I’ve ever seen, yet I’m somehow not surprised at all.
🚨 BREAKING: Missing 18-year-old Nolan Wells found dead on Mississippi Island, family confirms identity. Details: tmz.me/44PAm7S
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Whatever happened to the guy that sprayed Ilhan Omar? Curious that the story just faded. It's almost like it was STAGED.
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We were told we'd be shot by ICE, we never saw them We were told the police would be tough, they partied with us We were told the Americans didn't want us, they embraced us like family Stop listening to the 'media' trying to divide us! live your lives and make memories! 🧡
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With THIS story, they’re willing to do some leg work and investigative journalism. With election fraud, they’ll just take the democrats word for it that it was all on the up & up. Got it.👌🏻
CNN takes a sample of the water in the Reflecting Pool to test it They did more investigation on this than the billion dollar fraud happening across the country
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Love hearing all the foreigners gush over how great America is.
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Funny how only one of them works
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